stripartist: (Art Art Art)
[personal profile] stripartist
WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Evening
WHAT: Yuri is gone but his legacy lives on. That's right: Smash or Simp: Return of the Simp!
WARNINGS: Thirst? Thirst traps? Disasters?

This isn't something I would usually do but I admit I've almost missed it. And since Yuri is no longer on the app, it falls to me to continue his tradition.

Smash or Simp. If you can see this post, you're welcome to post whatever photos of yourself you feel comfortable posting and let the rest of the adults on the app shower you in praise. You may even end up with a partner, because that keeps happening, but I make no promises.

Some rules:

1. Be respectful

2. The Black Order and POKEGO are both welcome to post, and should anyone start anything I will end it

3. I am not responsible for anything Nox Miller posts. He knows what he did

4. Nor am I responsible for anything the Zeppelli siblings post. They also know what they did

Go forth! Simp!


[Did he do that right?]
kaisoumods: (libra)
[personal profile] kaisoumods
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of April. By now, the folks who were trapped in their own personal dungeons have been rescued, and the peach has been recovered from Zodiac and destroyed. Undertown has gone back to normal, while Zodiac's been very quiet. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]


Dante Vergil Wolfwood Kara
Dante, Vergil, Nicholas, and Kara have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Suzume Diluc
Suzume and Diluc have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

It's me again. Could you stop telling people I'm dead? I was just visiting my family out of state and I forgot to turn off the auto-post function, for crying out loud. Have none of you people ever heard of taking a vacation?

Anyway, I'm not sure what happened, but there's something going on with head honchos. They cancelled their big announcement and took the rest of the month off, citing that "they deeply regret their greed-filled actions and wish to take time to reflect". I was skeptical at first, but then they offered to increase everyone's pay and give us a better benefits package. There's even been talk of donating to charity, and not just for tax purposes. It's like all of board members had a change of heart.

Well, the surviving ones. Two of the board members died all of sudden. It was a pretty grisly way to go, black fluid started coming out of their eyes and then they keeled over. No one knows what happened, but it's got a lot of people freaked out. There's been sanitation crews and exorcisms all over the place.

Crap, I rambled. Anyway, Zodiac's going through some restructuring so if you don't hear from us for a bit that's why. And seriously you weirdos, stop saying I'm dead.



This post is sponsored by Victory Road Trainers. Get into shape using the help of animal companions!


[Well that was weird.

Anyway, Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

Note: Even if the event is over ICly, please feel free to continue backtagging the event logs for the month!]
kaisoumods: (libra)
[personal profile] kaisoumods
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from greens to oranges and browns as the element dominance shift into the Earth element. With it, the howling winds of March die down and leave mild spring weather. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. The alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]

Zhongli Ryouta Shio Rren Ei
Zhongli, Ryouta, Shio, Rren, and Ei have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Kakyoin Yuri Anna Ryoji Hu Tao
Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Happy April everyone! We just wanted to show our appreciation for all your concerns with our last update. That was sent in error and we assure you all our employees are happy, healthy and alive. If you've notice us being quiet, it's because everyone at Zodiac is hard at work working on something we can't announce just yet! But be sure to check back April 15th, the day after our quarter CEO board meeting, for the exciting announcement!

By the way, we've recently been made aware of a gas leak in the Undertown area. We're currently working to contain the leak. Until further notice, we ask that you stay out of the Undertown area for your own protection.

Finally, we'd like to remind tenents in the Zodiac apartments that should you choose to move, we'd appreciate you contact us with a change of address form so we know where to deliver any mail! So Varian and Fern, if you could please contact us with your change of address, that'd be great. :)

That's all for today! Now let's end off with our ever-popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by the Chinese diner Aiya! Now through April, you can take on Rainy Day Mega Beef Bowl Challenge on any rainy day! Push yourself to the limits and grow as a person!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Kakyoin, Yuri, Anna, Ryoji, and Hu Tao will be around the city with no memories of the app.

Should anyone attempt to go to Undertown, they will find the place has been emptied out of its usual crowd and instead it'll be full of mysterious people in black suits that will insist that you shouldn't be down there. Should you attempt to ignore their warnings, they will be willing to use force to remove you from the area. Some will even come equipment with enchanted objects that neutralize any superhuman abilities for a full day should you try to muscle your way through. Attmepts to teleport will also be blocked. Black Order members will find the reaction to you will rise to hostilities MUCH quicker. Good job! You made your presences known!

Many of the former occupants of Undertown can be found holed up in the Void Denny's, should you still require their wares.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]
bebest: By <user name=malagraphic> (Your turn at bat sir)
[personal profile] bebest
WHO: Zulius and you!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 5th March
WHAT: Local theatre gay gets an app download and a new body: screams about it
WARNINGS: None for now

[Did you expect your day to be interrupted by SRHILL SCREAMING today? Probably not, but that's exactly what you're getting. Maybe you recognise Zulius' voice - he certainly makes himself KNOWN around the city or maybe you don't- either way, he's VERY loud.]

Oh. My. GOD!!! What sort of Kool-Aid trust circle is this thing?! I get a new app on my phone and I think hey Libra, that's a star sign, maybe it's a happening new dating app! But NO. No, it's NOT a dating app AT ALL!!!

[The shrieking is starting to go up an octave now.]

And what's worse is as soon as I opened it, my amazing bod CHANGED!! And now I got HORSE parts?!!!! LOOK AT THIS! WHAT THE FLUNK IS THIS?!!!!

[He dips the camera to show himself in all his zebra-centaur glory. He's waving his free hand around in panic.]

NoNe Of MY hOT pANTs FIt AnYMorE!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME I'M STILL PRETTY AND TELL ME STAT!!!.
kaisoumods: (libra)
[personal profile] kaisoumods
WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The Spirit Vein in the sky shifts from reds to greens as the city heads into March. With the change of the vein's colors, comes the blustering winds as March roars in. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. The alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]

Sorey Mikleo Libra Ryoji Eunie Morgan
Sorey, Mikleo, Libra, Ryoji, Eunie, and Morgan have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Minwu Jane Thanatos Yrael Hypnos Zagreus Alec Stede Ken Harley Scarecrow Crowley Flat Larry Luisa
Minwu, Jane, Thanatos, Yrael, Hypnos, Zagreus, Alec, Stede, Ken, Harley, Scarecrow, Crowley, Flat, Larry, and Luisa has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

Happy March everyone! We're happy to see that everyone were able to return from the Constant in one piece! And even better, we've detected that a fair number more people had their spirit readings return to normal. Some iskeais have also left the world and have hopefully returned to their homes! We feel this is a sign that our efforts are making excellent progress and that it's really not necessary for the Black Order to continue sending more Guardians. We thank you for your service, though we're sure you have much more important matters elsewhere to deal with.

Second, it seems we've also receive the approval for a couple representatives from POKEGO to join the app. The higher ups have assured us that the researchers with POKEGO are nothing to be concerned about. We understand this a complete reversal of Zodiac's previous stance of working with that organization, but the board of executives have insisted it's fine! So that's what we're going with!

Finally, our seers have indicated that they've had visions hinting that the Fae may be passing through again. We are attending other matters, so our assistance will be limited this month, but you guys handled them once so you should be able to handle them again! Just remember, don't give your real name and make sure to bring some iron, and you'll be just fine! We believe in you!

That's all for today! Now let's end off with our ever-popular icebreaker question!



This post has been sponsored by Parthas Spa! Enjoy our little slice of Paradise.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Minwu, Jane, Hypnos, Alec, Stede, Harley, Scarecrow, Crowley, and Larry will be around the city with no memories of the app. Meanwhile Thanatos, Yrael, Zagreus, Ken, and Larry will be nowhere to be found.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]
aspectsofblood: (Zagreus [Curious])
[personal profile] aspectsofblood
WHO: Zagreus
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Late January
WHAT: Zagreus sort of tried to garden on his own. He does not have his mother's natural talent
WARNINGS: Dumb gods being dumb???

[Video clicks on to Zagreus, who... seems to be sitting on the ground, with a number of beautiful, gloriously blooming plants behind him. His expression, to put it mildly, is puzzled.]

Does anyone on here know how to take care of plants? I... sort of started trying and then quickly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing.

[Seriously what do plants need?? Can they eat food? Do they just need company?????]
drewthetower: (Default)
[personal profile] drewthetower
WHO: August
WHERE: The app
WHEN: mid-Jan
WHAT: Someone is exhausted and frankly needs help. He will only somewhat admit this.
WARNINGS: August swears

Before we go any farther, this is not a prophecy update post. [And he looks a little concerned when he says that, like he wants to make sure everyone knows he's not just That Guy.] I'm still getting normal ass readings and no one else has gone "got a vision" yet, so this is not that. This is me....basically putting a help wanted ad out.

[Moving on.]

If you didn't know, I run Blackbird Tarot and Tailoring. I usually just drop the "and tailoring" on all the social media since most people don't call it that. Anyway. With all the shit of the last year, my graduation coming up this year, and who fucking knows what else to come, Iiiiiii need a part-timer for the tailoring part. It's not a real apprenticeship, I can't afford that much, but we'd work out payment and hours and shit. You'd mostly be doing like, hems and measurements and the really basic shit unless and until I think your skills are up to the rest of the shit.

[August how many times can you say "shit".]

Only open to the app right now since, y'know, kinda don't want to explain all the demon bullshit.
stripartist: (Distant Grace)
[personal profile] stripartist
WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]


I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.
four_quarts: (...Damn it.)
[personal profile] four_quarts
WHO: Ghaleon and anyone who feels like being helpful or "helpful"
WHERE: the moon Labyrinth, then the city
WHEN: early February
WHAT: a pillar of salt arrives
WARNINGS: probable swearing, potential mention of body horror if certain questions are asked



[The Queen's defeat was supposed to have been the end. It was supposed to have been time to go home and get on with life instead of having to deal with another world's war between light and dark and blah, blah, blah, same old story in a little bit of a different package.

But no, instead Ghaleon is here, alone in a wasteland with no clear recollection of how they'd ended up here. But, well, staying still and moping had never done them any good, so they pick a direction and go.]

...At least this star is in the proper place instead of under my feet like every other world.


------


[Later, one out of the labyrinth, Ghaleon can be found in areas of the city where nature hasn't been entirely swallowed by concrete.

A park bench, grouchily but meticulously getting his phone set up properly.

At the lakeside, staring contemplatively at the ice-covered surface.

In a greenhouse set up for viewing exotic plants all year round with the very clear look of someone who's plotting out how to set something like this himself.

Or even elsewhere if you think of it. The possibilities are endless.]

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The city of Kaisou has always been a hole-in-the-wall kind of town. While prosperous and peaceful, it's usually overlooked by the rest of the country and left to its own devices. Perhaps you were born and raised here, perhaps opportunity brought you here, or perhaps you don't know why you're here at all. Whatever the case may be, all your roads led to Kaisou. It's not bad place to be, all in all, so long as you ignore certain holes in the world.

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