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UN Zodiac | Mid-Month Post
Dec. 14th, 2022 08:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kaisoumodsWHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the middle of December. Christmas Town is fully accessible and we're just a couple days away from the KFA Charity Ball. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]
Gwayne, Blue, and Scintilla have joined the app. Say hi everyone!
Garnet has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App.
Alright, so most of the PR team is off at the Zodiac Holiday party and forgot to make this, so my boss assigned me to write it. You'll have to excuse me if this doesn't have the usual tone, but I just want to finish this so I can get paid and go home.
Anyway, Zodiac's has received the reports of people changing into wolves and monsters. No, we don't know what's going on, and we've been advised by our legal team to stop making speculative guesses to why. We'll look into it, but honestly I wouldn't expect a response this month because it's the holidays. Until then, I don't know sit tight and maybe get a scratching post for yourself. I'm just a normal guy so I don't know what to do about turning into a monster.
Second, we've reached a verdict on what to do with Professor Willow. It took some work, but we've reached a deal with the Black Order to deal with him. They'll be taking him to Florida where he'll be put to work helping out their work there. They've promised he'll be under constant supervision. I can't promise he'll survive his time in Florida, but the same can be said about anyone who goes to Florida.
Oh yeah, and Santa Claus is still looking for assistance from anyone willing to give some extra time. He promised to help you with your gift list in exchange. I'm not going because I work enough as it is, but guess there's worse ways to spend the holidays. Oh, and don't forget to attend the charity ball on the 17th if you're into formal events.
I think that's it. Happy holidays.
This post has sponsored by Eachdraidh Titles. Become a lord of- oh wait the legal team is signaling for me to cut this ad. Nevermind then.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!
[We've reached the middle of December. Christmas Town is fully accessible and we're just a couple days away from the KFA Charity Ball. Wherever you are, your phone will give a blaring alert sound, indicating a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]
Gwayne, Blue, and Scintilla have joined the app. Say hi everyone!
Garnet has left the app.
[The post then continues on as normal.]
Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App.
Alright, so most of the PR team is off at the Zodiac Holiday party and forgot to make this, so my boss assigned me to write it. You'll have to excuse me if this doesn't have the usual tone, but I just want to finish this so I can get paid and go home.
Anyway, Zodiac's has received the reports of people changing into wolves and monsters. No, we don't know what's going on, and we've been advised by our legal team to stop making speculative guesses to why. We'll look into it, but honestly I wouldn't expect a response this month because it's the holidays. Until then, I don't know sit tight and maybe get a scratching post for yourself. I'm just a normal guy so I don't know what to do about turning into a monster.
Second, we've reached a verdict on what to do with Professor Willow. It took some work, but we've reached a deal with the Black Order to deal with him. They'll be taking him to Florida where he'll be put to work helping out their work there. They've promised he'll be under constant supervision. I can't promise he'll survive his time in Florida, but the same can be said about anyone who goes to Florida.
Oh yeah, and Santa Claus is still looking for assistance from anyone willing to give some extra time. He promised to help you with your gift list in exchange. I'm not going because I work enough as it is, but guess there's worse ways to spend the holidays. Oh, and don't forget to attend the charity ball on the 17th if you're into formal events.
I think that's it. Happy holidays.
This post has sponsored by Eachdraidh Titles. Become a lord of- oh wait the legal team is signaling for me to cut this ad. Nevermind then.
[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]
