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WHO: Students, faculty, anybody hanging about.
WHERE: Kaisou University
WHEN: April + nebulously springtime
WHAT: General log for University activity!
WARNINGS: None, probably?

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doubledollar

WHO: Vash the Stampede and ~~Millions~~ Kni~~ves~~
WHERE: The Cottage, in the Garden!
WHEN: Very Late February
WHAT: Vash comes back from the Therapy Train, only to see Kni doing something Concerning.
WARNINGS: Likely heavy talk, Gates are a touchy Subject

( Stay far from Apples. )

ornamentals

WHO: Kni
WHERE: Libra + His newly opened storefront in Brick Alley.
WHEN: Nov 3rd (Early Morning)
WHAT: Thanks to the Goodwill, Kni is the proud owner of a storefront located in Brick Alley.
WARNINGS: None!

[ network | un: kni ]

If you're looking for the farm stand out by the cottage, it's moved.
Don't even bother going that way at all, actually.

It's somewhere in Brick Alley, find it if you really want eggs and apples and whatever else I feel like stocking.

We are still cash only and any stupid questions about that or anything else will raise the prices for everything starting at 25%.

( action )

asipofbride

WHO: Nicholas D. Wolfwood, the cottage crew, and you?
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: after wave 1 of the Problems, before wave 2
WHAT: sometimes the horrors persevere but so do you. the world might be 50/50 on whether it's ending in the coming days, but you're gonna live your domestic farm boy dreams all the goddamn same.
WARNINGS: mild sexual innuendo

girl help no one told me life was gonna be this way; network post; video; un: ndwolfwood

[ at least Wolfwood has his camera figured out and sitting at a comfortable distance from his face as he smokes his customary cigarette. Fritter is fighting for lap space with the phone, so sorry if you sometimes get an apply earball in the way, sorry fam. ]

So being that I came from a shithole wasteland desertscape, I never thought I'd, uh, run into a problem like the one I'm currently having. [ inhale, smoke curl, more scritches to try and pacify the apple demon trying to get into his lap as Wolfwood lifts the phone and turns the camera out over Persephone's garden in full bloom, flush and full of life. you might catch a glimpse of the cottage crew in the background, as well as the menagerie of animals they've slowly pulled together. Kuroneko-sama naps in an apple tree. ]

I have too much food. [ that might be a touch of wonder in his voice. ] We only eat so much and preserves take up space, so we're tryin' to figure out something to do with all this stuff. Somebody came up with the idea of a roadside stand, but we're out of the way for most people--but if you wanna drop by, that's probably where you'll see Kni if he ain't doin' his part time job at Vergil's. I ain't getting paid enough to explain to a middle school why my ten year old is sixteen now.

[ he turns the phone back towards him, scratching the back of his head with his free hand. ]

So, yeah. If you wanna buy fruits, vegetables, an' eggs we've got more than enough and I deliver. Vash also makes a mean pie. I really just wanna get stuff to folks since I'd rather eat my arm than let food rot, but the damn trees I stole from the weird animal island pop like every other day and I'm runnin' out of space to store all these fruits.

[ and then because Wolfwood's life is a bad comedy routine, a pair of voices pipe up: "C'mon, Nico, I have a name!" and "I got a couple of ideas, Nicky~". Wolfwood's face doesn't move. he takes another drag off his cigarette. ]

And if anybody can set me up with a good divorce lawyer before I give my husbands a Gunsmoke divorce, that'd be great. Y'can ping me or Vash if you wanna set up an order. Don't die out there.

need 450 wood to build a farm stand; action

[ and if anyone wants to come by, the garden's as chaotic as it normally is. there's a new addition of a pile of lumber and the bones of a roadside stand and a couple of heavy baskets to put on said stand once it's an actual structure and not just a dream. if you come early enough, you might get there in time to catch Wolfwood throwing apples at Dante in the world's weirdest way of making cider. ]

ornamentals

WHO: Kni & You
WHERE: Action part takes place at the Cottage & Network is on Gemini
WHEN: 7/31
WHAT: Congratulations, your Butter Knife has evolved into a Steak Knife! (Kni canon updated and just woke up from a three day sleep)
WARNINGS: Spoilers for Episode 9 of Tristamp, possible talk of bodily injuries (past). I'll update and tag any threads that may need a warning.

( action | cottage )

[ network - gemini | un: lillium ]

[network users are treated to video feed of three very plump chickens (blue, white, and black respectively) running up to kni as he walks towards the chicken coop outside.]

Did you miss me? It's only been a few days.

[kni's voice is different, definitely a bit older now.]

Mary, you look bigger... I bet Vash overfed everyone, didn't he? [mary, in all of her fluffy black plummage, clucks merrily with her sisters as kni crouches down to crumble up a cracker over the grass for the girls to scratch at. he sighs behind the screen.] I suppose it can't be helped.

asipofbride

WHO: Wolfwood + the cottage crew + you!
WHERE: the network + the cottage
WHEN: after the Fae Olympic fiasco
WHAT: so Wolfwood has a question for anybody more learned than he. which is most people. the religious cult was a bit pared to scope on what they taught. he's also living the fallout in real time and maybe, just maybe, the desert planet doesn't sound so bad?
WARNINGS: n/a at the moment!

how much legal advice can you get for an apple pie and a prayer; network post; text; un: ndwolfwood

so i have a question that i'm asking for a friend.

ya'll know them white flying rat-bear things with the head tumors on a string?

how, uh. how legally binding is marital paperwork if they deliver it to you? asking for a friend.

... the friend is me. they showed up at my door and threw sparkly trash at me and gave me rings and wouldn't leave until i pulled a gun on them and now Dante's not talking to me from where he's laying on the floor and Vash went out the window after them

i dont know how to be married help
don't open the door for those little shits
i can dump water on devils right it won't make them melt or turn into steam

don't even have to go to the chapel you're already married; action

[ this is a two cigarette problem.

Wolfwood has one cigarette in his mouth and another in his hand and he's just sort of staring out of the window if anyone wants to drop by--or if any of the residents of the cottage want to hash out what the White Menace just brought to their doorstep.

Slappy the Popplio is balancing the rings on his nose and having a grand ol' time, all things considered. ]

nominal

WHO: nicholas d. wolfwood ( the little one ) and you?
WHERE: his labyrinth + the network once he's gotten out of it
WHEN: the first week of february / shortly after the libra app appears on his phone
WHAT: arrival of a small, snarky child
WARNINGS: NONE ( that i can think of )

i / labyrinth arrival;

( when he comes to, it's — he's pretty sure there's nothing but sand surrounding him, but it's only the first thing he sees when he first opens his eyes, and there's nothing else as far as the eye can see when he twists his gaze this way and that. great. he's no stranger to the desert by any stretch of the imagination, but he generally doesn't go very far from the orphanage, because what is he going to do if miss melanie needs him to take care of one of the younger kids —

he doesn't think that's going to be much of a problem here, or at the very least it doesn't feel like it, but. it's still there, in the back of his mind, just on the off-chance it crops up and he finds himself back within the reach of the orphanage. of the call of nicholas! —

he walks. and he walks and he walks and he walks, and eventually. eventually he'll make his way out. how long it takes is anyone's guess, but. he made it, and that's something, right? )

ii / network, un: woofwood;

( well. once he's made it out of the labyrinth he has access to something he wouldn't have paid attention to otherwise, but.

he manages to get the video option up and looking in his general direction, and he looks a bit grumpy as the camera pans around the church in the background. )

What is going on here!?

doubledollar

WHO: Vash + Kni, + anyone else who'd like to join them
WHERE: Around Kaisou
WHEN: Mid-Jan to Mid-Feb
WHAT: Ever since Vash woke up, Kni's been attached to him like a tick. Just some threads of vash + kni being around the city together after his 2 years away.
WARNINGS: Mild mentions of almost dying, but like just two brothers being nerds otherwise.

( we were dreaming we were snow )

doubledollar

WHO: Vash + The Network, + The Cottage
WHERE: Both at his home and on Libra
WHEN: Around 11am on Jan. 3
WHAT: Hey guess who woke the up
WARNINGS: Possible mentions of death, but otherwise it's just a sad plant man waking up.

.//_ Long Sleep - ○ [ closed to Kni ]

[ Nights on No-Man's land are long and cold. The days are blazing hot in a way that can't be described--but the moment the sun went down, the air became dry and unkind to the skin, and to anyone who didn't have the privalege of a home heated by gas or fire learned to bundle up and wait it out.

The best that Vash the Stampede--once again a Wanted Criminal with millions of doubledollars on his head--chooses the warmest place he could to spend the night. The remains of a beat-up old restaurant that had been long abandoned now that the city it was in no longer had a Plant to breathe vitality into it.
That was his life, lately. Eat what he could. Run as fast as he can. Stay away from the major cities where the majority of people lived now that the world was so changed--now free of Millions Knives and those who wished to wipe out humanity.
Earth knew of the Plight of No Man's Land, now, and it'd be only a matter of time before the planet became one that thrived.

And Vash would be no part of it. Having saved the world, Noone knew the whole story of what he'd done. Only that the fight between he and his brother lasted too long, endangered the lives of too many--and they all wanted someone to blame it on. That's fine. It suited Vash fine to be the one they blamed. They were safe, and that's all he cared about.

《 All he cared about? 》

No, that's not entirely true. There are other things to care about. The insurance girls. Livio. Wolfwood's memory, and a small apple tree were things he'd have to take care of, still.
...And of course there was

...Eve, and Dante. Zulius and Jun... Rose. Waver, Takame--

Kni.

《 Who? 》

He's drifting into sleep that feels lucid. Like he's falling through space, sparkling stars passing through his fingers as he tries to wake up; tries to stop himself before he falls too far.

《 But how far? 》

The building he'd fallen asleep in had been dark--pitch dark, enough so that you could see the entire galaxy spread out in the sky just outside. And he's sure that's why his eyes suddenly ache, why there's a bright blue light that threatens to blind him.
And the touches of a ... song. One that, by instinct, he feels himself gently ... singing along to.

《 It always comes to me. That song. 》

It isn't in the dark, cold building in a forlorn, abandoned city that Vash wakes up in, but rather, the warm, bundled comfort of his own bed, in his home. His home--on Earth, not on No Man's Land. But...
His eyes fly open as it all comes back in a rush. Like a flooding of his brain, the dam between where he was and where he should have been simply breaks, and were it not for the glowing blue Plant holding onto him where he lay.

He might have thrown himself out of bed, all at once.

There are patterns dancing across Kni's face, in an odd, and yet familiar way that he can't quite recognise. His own skin almost turns pale and white under the others' touch, small, featherlike scales lifting up--under his eyes, out of his ears--until he's looking a little leafy under that glowing light.

...Unsure if the other is asleep or awake, Vash does the one thing he can think of in this moment:

He laughs. A short little unsure sound that bubbles in his chest, uncomfortably. An unamused, uncertain sound as he moves to wrap his arms around the small version of his precious brother. ]

.//_ Hello, World - ○ [ Open to Libra Network ]

video: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[ he almost wants to just do this over text. But. Given what's happened, he manages to tell himself that it'd probably mean more to show his face. to show he's alive and okay and--not. dying. Having looked back to the post Kni made, he figures it's pretty important people know he's. You know. Alive.

So the image that's appearing on the screen is of one Mr. The Stampede--and while he does smile, the expression does appear to be a little hollow, a little tired. Mixed in with the fact that his hair is nearly fully black--...strangely, save for some very minor golden roots at the very base--he's not exactly looking himself.

But alive. alive is important, right? ]

I'm sorry if Kni--
No.
I'm sorry if I worried anyone. Falling asleep like that and not waking up must have been pretty uncomfortable for anyone to witness. But.
...I'm okay. It was weird, but I wasn't ... here. I know I was here, but I wasn't. I think I went back home for a while. ...A long while. Once my internal clock figures itself out, I'll figure out exactly how long.

But I'm okay. I'm tired and I definitely feel like I'm made of rusty wire--and my face hurts a bit for some reason.

But I'm okay.

I don't know what you all did while I was asleep, but. I probably have a few of you to thank for what you did do while I was out.

Thank you.

...

Um. Now if I can. Put that aside for a minute, I have a really important request.

...I don't want to leave this world ever again.
I.

[ he's quiet, and his expression goes vacant--like he's somewhere else. Just for a minute. ]

I don't have any reason to go back to No Man's Land.
So if anyone knows how I can... keep from ever having to go back there.

I'd appreciate the help.

Thanks.

.//_ Home Free - ○ [ Open to Anyone at the Cottage ]

[ and after the message on Libra is done, he's going to get up from bed, where he's tucked Kni in--who probably hasn't slept in days and desperately needs it.

He'll be puttering around, refamiliarizing himself with the home he'd been away from for what is... likely years, at this point. Fixing his hair back into its usual style, and. Maybe looking for a certain something he knows Wolfwood might have hiding away in some corner in the cottage.

Feel free to stop him in his sort of manic, quiet shuffling. He could probably use a friendly voice or touch to bring him back down to earth after all that's happened. ]

ornamentals

WHO: Kni (+ Wolfwood)
WHERE: The Cottage
WHEN: Jan 2nd
WHAT: Vash fell into a coma-nap for his canon update, sending those around him into a small panic.
WARNINGS: Emotional distress (particularly of a child), mentions of character death, panic attack.

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playtag

WHO: Eve
WHERE: Network, the cottage
WHEN: A few days before Christmas
WHAT: Isekai ponders the mysteries of Terry's Chocolate Orange
WARNINGS: Eventual violence against chocolate

[A photograph of one foil covered Terry's chocolate orange accompanies this post.]

I got a chocolate covered orange? The strange shopkeeper said it was a Christmas tradition.

The packaging says to "whack and unwrap" but...

Won't that damage the orange?

majeste

WHO: Furina & You!
WHERE: Labyrinth / Libra App.
WHEN: Eve of November 20th.
WHAT: The Spirit Realm spits out another person for wet France.
WARNINGS: None at the moment, will update if needed.

LABYRINTH.

[ it had been raining when furina finally placed her head on her pillow. not heavy, mind you, but just enough to make it difficult for her to fall asleep. to allow herself to relax into her bed, to put thoughts of waters rising from her head. truly she had no idea how long she had laid there, anxiety crawling through her limbs, but eventually - eventually - she drifted off to sleep.

a mistake, the most dreadful of mistakes, as the sound of rain seeps into her dreams.

she wakes with a start, a yell caught in her throat, jumping as mismatched eyes scan the room and quickly realize this isn't her apartment. no, no, no, this is her former room in the palais mermonia. panic claws its way up her throat, her mind racing as her feet move independently from the rest of her body.

why? why did she wake up in the palais? why is it so quiet? why isn't there anyone in the halls? her footsteps, slow at first, echo off the walls as she walks through the empty halls. water drips from the ceiling, seeps from the carpets underfoot, and furina's footsteps get faster, more frantic. ]

No, no, no!! It's ─ It can't be! It can't! [ she all but sprints through the palais mermonia, pushing open the large heavy doors and stumbles outside where she suddenly stops. fontaine isn't underwater, it looks as it did right after the waters receded. but where there were people she sees only trinkets; a badge here, a hairpin there, a teddy bear, a camera, and so on. as far as she can see there are only objects of life, of the people who had once been there.

furina walks towards the teddy bear and reaches down, fingers curling around the soggy form, and stands up straight holding the bear to her chest. ] This... this is a joke, right? Just a bad dream brought on by the rain. I'll... I'll wake up any minute now!! Yes, exactly, this is nothing but a bad dream. Wake up, Furina, wake up...

[ as her voice trails off she falls to her knees, shoulders shaking with uncontrollable sobs. ]

─

[ or maybe you've stumbled upon furina after she's found her way out of the labyrinth; which has decided the best place to deposit her is right next to a lake. thankfully she wasn't thrown directly into the lake, but it's close enough to have her scrambling away from it with a panicked yelp ─ utterly unaware of the phone beside her feet. ]

W─what was that?!

► APP, un: regina.

[ it is much later, and with some coaching from wriothesley, that furina even dares to investigate the app. which results in the video feed flicking on with an upside down shot of furina herself, she tilts her head, mismatched eyes widening with sheer delight. ]

─Oh!! Hehe, it is like a Kamera! But it's so much smaller! Wonderful! [ she claps excitedly, looking off screen at another before turning her attention towards the phone once again. she should introduce herself, right? the book did mention that others can see and communicate with her through this, didn't it? well, now that she has gotten it working it would be rude not to introduce herself.

she shifts slightly and clears her throat, putting on her best smile. ]

Hello, people of Kaisou! Stand up and rejoice, for Fontaine's most beloved star, Furina, has graced your lovely city with her presence! [ a laugh and her expression drops slightly, her voice taking on a more somber tone. ] Although I am still uncertain as to how exactly I ended up here, or for what reason I was brought, it is... a welcomed change of scenery.

So, um, one might need to get a proper lay of the land if I am to be here for some time. [ something in the back of her mind feels as though she might just be. ] Thus I implore you, my good fellows, to help me do just that!

[ she'd love some cake right about now. ]

fiddlestick

WHO: Elliot Craig
WHERE: Network
WHEN: During the November Event
WHAT: Check-in
WARNINGS: MINT

Hey, this is Elliot Craig. If any students from Kaisou High can see this, can you please check in? I want to make sure you're safe.

Also... has anyone else encountered a man in red planting something in your yard? He planted some mint in my yard and said he was helping, but then he ran off before I could get anymore answers.

Does anyone know anything about that? Is he okay? I know things are really stressful right now, but...well, I'm a little worried.

Please be careful everyone! If you need healing, let me know? I can try to heal if you need it.

aslowburn

WHO: Persephone and the Cottage Crew
WHERE: Her(???) cottage
WHEN: Early November, before everything kicks off.
WHAT: Cottage crew get a weird new landlady
WARNINGS: Probably nothing.

( I get what I want, one way or the other )

sassery

WHO: Nox and Kni
WHERE: At Kaisou High School
WHEN: Beginning of the month, after high school hours
WHAT: Kni has learned that kids skip class, and has begun to do so himself, and wanders off to the high school to explore after-school hours. Naturally, he's spotted by Nox and they have a Talk(TM).
WARNINGS: Nah

( that I've been missing for too long )

prontissimo

WHO: Alberto, Luca, and the general public!
WHERE: the Libra app, at an auto dealership...?
WHEN: Monday, 25 September, midday
WHAT: Showing off a dream come true...~ 🛵
WARNINGS: none!

[ The camera opens onto a shot of Alberto, wearing a wide smirk and big dark sunglasses, his usual pompadour coiffed with special care. ]

Ciaoooo a tutti! So, important announcement~ I'm sixteen now, so I got my driver's license this morning. Aaaand~!

[ He flips the phone around again, revealing a mint-green Vespa, presumably still in the dealership by the background. Anyone who knows the boys: this is a big deal. ]

We bought a Vespa! Woohooooo!

[ He turns the camera to face Luca smiling ear-to-ear, standing just beside their new Vespa, wearing a motorcycle helmet and waving at the camera. He whoops excitedly with Alberto on cue, both the boys' energy palpable even online. ]

Yeah-hah! Woohooo~! Haha!

[ Alberto flips the phone around to stand beside Luca, putting his free arm around his shoulders, leaning in close so they're both in the shot, both smiling still. ]

Sooo if anyone wants a ride on the coolest Vespa ever, I've got you.

[ Alberto pauses, then shoots the camera a suddenly serious look. ]

Oh, and if you're one of our new teachers at the high school: We definitely did not skip school today to buy our Vespa, because we're both very sick, and there's no way for anybody to prove we're not. Ahem. Ciao~!

[ Aaand ends the feed on that obviously honest note, even giving a little cough for effect. It's the kid's birthday, man... Whatever... ]

droptheious

WHO: Varian and YOU
WHERE: The network
WHEN: 17th September
WHAT: Varian gets a worem
WARNINGS: Teenage screaming.

[The feed opens to Varian looking VERY distressed, pointing at his head.]

OH MY GOD, the weird worm thing happened to me!!!

[His one teal hairstripe is now own of those worems, it wiggles about with it's wide, unblinking gaze. It does not seem to care the distress its causing the person it's attached to.]

This is NOT something that should happen to someone twice in their lives! At least the last one was a dimensional anomaly and it stopped when I got out of there. Does anyone know how to get rid of it? Other people have HAD this right?

[Sulkily:]

It's bad enough I've got the sundrop power in my hair too, which I absolutely should not have because that thing got thrown into SPACE. Can weird stuff stop happening to my hair please?

doubledollar

WHO: Vash + Kni, for now
WHERE: Kaisou + Stardew Stable Gate
WHEN: Mid-September
WHAT: Vash picks up Kni after school, gonna go get chickens to cheer him up
WARNINGS: None for now, will update if needed.

( it does not have to be like walking on eggshells )

medicgunner

WHO: Everyone!!
WHERE: Starting on the network, then The Beach!
WHEN: Forward dated to the last weekend of August
WHAT: Beach Episode!!
WARNINGS: None hopefully??

( KAISOU'S HOT GIRL SUMMER )

doubledollar

WHO: Cottage Crew
WHERE: Persephone's Garden, then Kanto.
WHEN: Near the end of August
WHAT: Kni falls into Kanto via the Midnight Channel TV. Wolfwood and Vash panic.
WARNINGS: A little kid lost in the woods until his big brothers come and find him. Then they're all lost in the pokemon woods.

( But you are high in the sunset star )

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The city of Kaisou has always been a hole-in-the-wall kind of town. While prosperous and peaceful, it's usually overlooked by the rest of the country and left to its own devices. Perhaps you were born and raised here, perhaps opportunity brought you here, or perhaps you don't know why you're here at all. Whatever the case may be, all your roads led to Kaisou. It's not bad place to be, all in all, so long as you ignore certain holes in the world.

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hexcrafter - // university catchall
doubledollar - A Garden Not Quite Eden
ornamentals - but i'll be a doggone cowboy all my life | network + action
asipofbride - [sermon 8] we need more farming sims with guns
ornamentals - action & gemini network | un: lillium
asipofbride - [sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony
nominal - 🐺 o1;
doubledollar - SEED 13 alone at the edge of the universe
doubledollar - SEED 12 - Along the lonely road of the heart
ornamentals - video | un: kni
playtag - Voice, un: eve
majeste - ah, si je pouvais vivre dans l'eau
fiddlestick - un: ecraig | text
aslowburn - Traded daffodils for a kingdom of ash and bone
sassery - [closed] all the lights were too bright to see the spark
prontissimo - video; un: signorvespa
droptheious - video: UN: trienemybest
doubledollar - SeeD 11 - small steps
medicgunner - 2; THE BEACH EPISODE
doubledollar - SeeD 10 - The Midnight Channel

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Entries tagged with kni

// university catchall

A Garden Not Quite Eden

but i'll be a doggone cowboy all my life | network + action

[sermon 8] we need more farming sims with guns

action & gemini network | un: lillium

[sermon 7] dearly beloved we gather here today to unite these souls in holy mogtrimony

🐺 o1;

SEED 13 alone at the edge of the universe

SEED 12 - Along the lonely road of the heart

video | un: kni

Voice, un: eve

ah, si je pouvais vivre dans l'eau

un: ecraig | text

Traded daffodils for a kingdom of ash and bone

[closed] all the lights were too bright to see the spark

video; un: signorvespa

video: UN: trienemybest

SeeD 11 - small steps

2; THE BEACH EPISODE

SeeD 10 - The Midnight Channel

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