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WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Libra Network
WHEN: 2am - Dec 3rd
WHAT: Hermes can’t sleep. Thoughts ensue
WARNINGS:N/A

so do u ever think about those Xmas movies where like the adults are all SANTA ISNT REAL KIDS LOL but like he is?? where do they think all these presents keep coming from on Xmas morning??? do they just like think their partner did it or ???? but then what if the kid got coal how do they handle that?? “Jeremy how could u give Timmy coal!!! Ur just so cold to this family!!” “Idk Tiffany maybe if u were home more often—“ … dont watch Xmas romcoms ok they give u weird brain thoughts lol

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WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Very end of June
WHAT: Announcement from HERMES
WARNINGS: None

What is UP everybody? Did you miss me? I missed me.

[What.]

Sort of. Anyways! Hi. Hermes here.

And I gotta say like, that Birthday Skeleton guy? Scared the crap out of me! But he was so chill! Ominous, but chill. Kinda like Charon but without the - [They hold their arms out like a stereotypical zombie.] - uuuUUGHHHnnnn! stuff, y'know?

So - like - checkthisout!!

[Hermes plops the camera down, on a convenient table or chair or something. Not important. They're also holding the brick boomerang Persephone gave them last year. Winding it up to...]

[Why are they throwing it at themselves?]

[But not to worry! It somehow bounces off their face, like it hit some kind of invisible barrier. And falls harmlessly to the ground. Hermes just plain beams, throwing the camera thumbs up with both hands.]

I'm invincible!!

[They take a step forward to fully flex on their excited pose and... stub their toe on the brick. Hermes yelps, and flops forward to shut the camera off.]

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WHO:"ANONYMOUS" (it's Hermes)
WHERE: Zodiac
WHEN: Middle of the night, stupid late
WHAT: Totally Not Hermes Anon asks a very important question, for real this time
WARNINGS: Possible discussion of trauma/panic/anxiety in threads

So uh anybody out there awake? i got a serious question i mean for real this time not that i post unserious questions here!! never not me!!

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WHO: Hermes & YOU
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: Shortly after THIS
WHAT: Hermes has another Question
WARNINGS: N/A

HEYYYYYYYY HERMES HERE help an Idol out ok? YES OR NO: ARE KAZOOS COOL? also like ok check this out

[What follows are several links to, of all things, professional kazoo players. Hermes is DETERMINED.]

that's SO SICK AM I RIGHT???

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WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: LATE ONE NIGHT
WHAT: Hermes has questions
WARNINGS:

ok i have questions very serious the MOST serious so here goes 1. Does a straw have one hole or two? 2. If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy? 3. Do crabs think that fish can fly? 4. Why do we call it a building if it's already built? 5. Do you think our pets name US? important questions!!

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WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Network; Libra
WHEN: NOW (11/1)
WHAT: Hermes has questions
WARNINGS: n/a

ok so hear me out I kno I know “Hermes it’s not spooky season 😭😭😭” STUFF CAME UP ITS COOL anyways hear me out so u kno how there’s like cat ghosts and dog ghosts and stuff in like haunted houses ? do u think do u think ANYTHING could b a ghost?? what about ghost mice??? or bugs?? WHAT ABOUT GHOST TREES???

[This has been Deep Existential Questions With Hermes, who is totally fine and cool after last month. They’re so fine.]

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