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Video: UN: hotgoss
WHO: Zulius and you!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 5th March
WHAT: Local theatre gay gets an app download and a new body: screams about it
WARNINGS: None for now
[Did you expect your day to be interrupted by SRHILL SCREAMING today? Probably not, but that's exactly what you're getting. Maybe you recognise Zulius' voice - he certainly makes himself KNOWN around the city or maybe you don't- either way, he's VERY loud.]
Oh. My. GOD!!! What sort of Kool-Aid trust circle is this thing?! I get a new app on my phone and I think hey Libra, that's a star sign, maybe it's a happening new dating app! But NO. No, it's NOT a dating app AT ALL!!!
[The shrieking is starting to go up an octave now.]
And what's worse is as soon as I opened it, my amazing bod CHANGED!! And now I got HORSE parts?!!!! LOOK AT THIS! WHAT THE FLUNK IS THIS?!!!!
[He dips the camera to show himself in all his zebra-centaur glory. He's waving his free hand around in panic.]
NoNe Of MY hOT pANTs FIt AnYMorE!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME I'M STILL PRETTY AND TELL ME STAT!!!.
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 5th March
WHAT: Local theatre gay gets an app download and a new body: screams about it
WARNINGS: None for now
[Did you expect your day to be interrupted by SRHILL SCREAMING today? Probably not, but that's exactly what you're getting. Maybe you recognise Zulius' voice - he certainly makes himself KNOWN around the city or maybe you don't- either way, he's VERY loud.]
Oh. My. GOD!!! What sort of Kool-Aid trust circle is this thing?! I get a new app on my phone and I think hey Libra, that's a star sign, maybe it's a happening new dating app! But NO. No, it's NOT a dating app AT ALL!!!
[The shrieking is starting to go up an octave now.]
And what's worse is as soon as I opened it, my amazing bod CHANGED!! And now I got HORSE parts?!!!! LOOK AT THIS! WHAT THE FLUNK IS THIS?!!!!
[He dips the camera to show himself in all his zebra-centaur glory. He's waving his free hand around in panic.]
NoNe Of MY hOT pANTs FIt AnYMorE!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME I'M STILL PRETTY AND TELL ME STAT!!!.