[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

depends

[Someone got a good amount of liquor for Christmas, so that's where we're at tonight]

mostly on pantheon. higher divinities in greek/roman, for example, absolutely not. last thing i need is hera kicking my ass.

are we counting demigods?

[stripartist]

Let's

voice; un: j.porter

[cantgetanyworse]

[This late on New Year's Eve, Jane is wine-drunk.]

W... well.

[The English accent is strong in this one.]

I'm starting to ssssuspect that rather than being coins-- co-- rather than being named for the Greek god of sleep, my husband might be turning into the Greek god of sleep.

So... yes? I suppose I would. But only that one.

[stripartist]

Your husband may be doing what?!

[verytired]

I'm glad to be the exception should I actually be...well, him.

1/2 un: noxxed

[sassery]

[…oh gods WHY THIS.]

[sassery]

go home kitagawa youre drunk

voice; un: thanatos

[inevitablerest]

[Ugh, mortals.]

I cannot recommend enough that no one does this.

[stripartist]

Why?

voice; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

...

. . .



Prob'ly.

[stripartist]

Which ones, if you feel like sharing?

voice | un: deadpeopletea

[four_quarts]

Considering that one fellow from the farms, I think I already might have.

Any of the ones from my own world that have made their existences known though? Absolutely not.

[stripartist]

Farms?

un: c-z

[bolledivita]

i don't know

i'd like to think my sense would win out, since it seems like more trouble than it's worth, but i can't say for sure

[stripartist]

In my experience extremely attractive people tend to make it difficult for most people to use their sense.

voice: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

[On a normal day, Takame would hold his tongue on this subject. But it's fuckin' Heavensturn aka time to get Heavensturnt.]

If they asked, I wouldn't refuse.

[stripartist]

That does seem to be the general consensus. It might take some convincing on my part, but I don't think I'd say no to most.

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

[Why God. Why.]

Please don't.

[stripartist]

[He does not recognize this username as Jun. RIFP]

It's all hypothetical.

[poisontippedcure]

No, absolutely not.

I’ve seen what destruction gods have wrought.

[stripartist]

Fair enough. I was just wondering.

text; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

barring certain circumstances? yes

being stomped on regularly by giant women changes you, especially if those women are also revered as gods by some

it's not true divinity but i think it still counts enough for this

voice; un: shadeshift

[sunforging]

Exactly.

[YOU. YOU GET IT.]

un: ecraig; voice

[fiddlestick]

[It's New years so of course Elliot's light up some, and thus more loose tongued than usual ]

I slept with a guy and he decided to join the priesthood right after, does that count for anything?

[stripartist]

[SO OFFENDED]

No. Was this that ex you've mentioned, the religious one?

video; un: teasweets

[lapislamine]

[Mercedes is staring somewhat dazedly and very, very confused lying into the camera.]

...My...past self may or may not have married a pope? Does that count?

[stripartist]

....the pope can be married?!

[aspectsofblood]

...Should I assume this is a question that only mortals should answer?

[since. you know. he is a god and all that.]

[stripartist]

Are you not?

audio | un: hypnos

[verytired]

I mean...probably not. I'd wager most of the time it'd make things pretty bad for yourself.

[ Plus, well, things have gotten weird, why add. ]

[stripartist]

Only for certain gods, I've discovered. Most mythologies don't say one way or the other if it's bad.

Voice | un: i_do_leclerc

[yuri_bird]

You're welcome, Yusuke.

[Surprisingly, he's not drunk or drinking anything tonight.]

If there aren't any strings, consequences, or kids, hell yes I'd bang a god or other divinity. If it comes with marriage, I'll probably pass unless they prove I'm not gonna be dropped for the next hot thing in, like, five years.

[stripartist]

What if they wanted you to be in their harem?

Video | UN: afflatus_oathkeeper

[gwaynestanding]

[Gwayne is, sadly, sober and he's actively considering the question.]

Mmm... perhaps, under the right circumstances. I don't know what the gods here are like, so I'll withhold judgment on them. That said, I certainly wouldn't say no to my patron goddess if She asked. And, well, I've definitely come into contact with some "divinities" that I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with.

[A pause, further considering.]

Or against the furniture. Or the wall. Honestly, I'm not a picky man. [Gwayne.]

[stripartist]

The general consensus on gods here is "absolutely not anyone from the Greek pantheon", since that never ends well. But who's your patron?

Text, un: Dynamight

[callmekacchan]

I'd rather fight them.

[Of course he would.

That said, someone has maybe had a little something to drink tonight in celebration. So. A little more open than he'd typically be?]

But if angels count then yes.

[No further elaboration.]

[stripartist]

I don't see why they wouldn't. Why angels?

Text | un: Pantsonpyre

[localweirdo]

Let's see, according to my notebook? It says no but it also says that you should convince people you have a partner by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping. Oh and looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

Audio; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Hm...that depends. I mean, I'm a demon so holy things kill me, but I think that only applies to the Christian God. For other pantheons...well, obviously no one that was married, but other than that I guess it depends on who they are as a person?

Bonus points if they're musical.