[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[stripartist]

....the pope can be married?!

[lapislamine]

[More confused staring.]

...Pardon. I may or may not have lesbian married a pope.

[This clarifies nothing.]

[stripartist]

The pope can be a woman?!

[lapislamine]

Not in the Catholic faith so I wasn't Catholic in my past life.

[stripartist]

I see. Interesting. A gay woman pope...

[lapislamine]

Very. Although I also remember a marriage to a man, which was in all other respects the same, papacy and all.

[SHE IS VERY CONFUSED]

[stripartist]

...polygamy?

[lapislamine]

I don't think so? There weren't two popes. More like...the same person, but a man in one memory, and a woman in the other.

[stripartist]

[. . .]

I have no idea.