[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[stripartist]

...doesn't he do that in myth?

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, turns out that more than a myth.

[stripartist]

Hm. I don't think I'll be going to that realm. But we have gods!

[. . .]

Still, I don't think I want to have sex with a death god. It'd be cold.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, we do!

[ . . . ]

That might be a good point, do you think death gods are cold?

[stripartist]

I would assume. It isn't like they have blood or anything to warm them.

[fiddlestick]

Oh, he does actually! It's just more a golden toxic ichor than regular blood.

[THE MORE YOU KNOW]

[stripartist]

...how do you know this?

[fiddlestick]

Because I healed him after a fight?

[stripartist]

Ah.

[That scans.]

You didn't answer the question, you know.

[fiddlestick]

...Which question?

[He got distracted]

[stripartist]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity?

[fiddlestick]

Oh, that.

[He makes a hmmm sound]

Only if they aren't going to be bossy about it. That's a turn-off for me.

[stripartist]

Fair enough. I think I'd be the same.

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, thought so! I'd give you a fist bump if we were in the same place.