stripartist: (Distant Grace)
Yusuke Kitagawa ([personal profile] stripartist) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-12-31 03:59 pm

[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]


I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.
fiddlestick: (elliot122)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2023-01-05 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs gently] Well even if that does happen, I'm sure you'll have more sex.

[ELLIOT]
yuri_bird: (But you'd never know (2))

[personal profile] yuri_bird 2023-01-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
God, I hope so! I have an easier time getting that than I do romance. One second, little oriole.

[He turns away from the speaker of his phone for a moment to say, "Goodnight, mom! Happy New Year!"]

Sorry about that. My mom's visiting for the holiday.
fiddlestick: (elliot230)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2023-01-05 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[!!!]

Wait your MOM could hear all this?!
yuri_bird: (We kill the lights)

[personal profile] yuri_bird 2023-01-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuri has to stifle his laughter, which is... mostly successful.]

Not all of it, no! I don't have you on speaker. She definitely heard that I'm still having dating woes, but nothing else, really.
fiddlestick: (elliot155)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2023-01-05 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh thank god! [Breathes] You nearly gave me a heart attack there.

[Not ready for the idea of someone's mom hearing details about his sex life NOPE]
yuri_bird: (We kill the lights)

[personal profile] yuri_bird 2023-01-05 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[heheh]

My New Year's gift to you: a near heart attack and possibly many more to come!
fiddlestick: (groans)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2023-01-05 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs]

You're a menace. [He says, clearly affectionately]
yuri_bird: (It's all a lie (2))

[personal profile] yuri_bird 2023-01-05 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you, too, little oriole. [And he'll clearly never stop being a menace to society. Or at least to his best friends.]