[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[hoshikiri]

If I could assist in some way I'm glad. [He habitually almost reached for another cup, but decided against it on camera.]

I suppose I should point out their true forms were [as demonstrated by him lifting his arm, which had even MORE scales, high above his head] considerably larger.

[stripartist]

[Many scales!]

Well, they may not be drawn to scale, but I will do my best.

[hoshikiri]

[sharp teeth too in my headcanon anyway] I'd like to see when it is complete, if you'd allow it.

[stripartist]

Of course. Your name? So I can find you more easily.

[hoshikiri]

Takame Kesi, might I ask yours?

[stripartist]

Yusuke Kitagawa. I teach art at the high school.

[hoshikiri]

I see. 'Tis a pleasure, Yusuke. [He gave a bow of his head that he regretted almost immediately cause coming back up made his head spin.]

Ah... I realize this isn't the best first impression.

[stripartist]

I met one of my closest friends from college when she was trying to sneak a turtle into the biology labs of her brother's campus. This is almost normal, comparatively.