[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[fiddlestick]

What? No! You're definitely a catch! Sometimes it just takes a few tries.

Yuri would completely back me up on this.

[stripartist]

I've been told my "eccentricities" are too much of a turn off for most people. Apparently being a "pretty boy" only goes so far.

[fiddlestick]

Well frick those people! [no even now he can't swear]

You'll find someone! Maybe you'll even find a cute artist loving god!

[stripartist]

[A chuckle.]

You can say "fuck those people", Elliot. This isn't school. And the only art loving god I can think of is a Greek one.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, but that's not my style.

So? Greeks are hot! Have you seen Thanatos?

[ELLIOT.]

[stripartist]

No. He's never depicted in art.

[He does not realize Thanatos is here.]

[fiddlestick]

Oh, not in art! He's here in Kaisou.

[stripartist]

...someone named Thanatos?

[fiddlestick]

Mmm, yep!

He's got gray skin, so he kinda sticks out. But seems like a really nice guy for a death god!

[stripartist]

Are you certain he is the death god and not just someone named Thanatos?

[fiddlestick]

Very certain! I saw him talking to Anubis like they were colleagues.

[stripartist]

...is Anubis on the app too?

[fiddlestick]

No, thank goodness.

He was in that realm back in November, cutting people's hearts out!

[stripartist]

...doesn't he do that in myth?

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, turns out that more than a myth.

[stripartist]

Hm. I don't think I'll be going to that realm. But we have gods!

[. . .]

Still, I don't think I want to have sex with a death god. It'd be cold.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, we do!

[ . . . ]

That might be a good point, do you think death gods are cold?

[stripartist]

I would assume. It isn't like they have blood or anything to warm them.

[fiddlestick]

Oh, he does actually! It's just more a golden toxic ichor than regular blood.

[THE MORE YOU KNOW]

[stripartist]

...how do you know this?

[fiddlestick]

Because I healed him after a fight?

[stripartist]

Ah.

[That scans.]

You didn't answer the question, you know.

[fiddlestick]

...Which question?

[He got distracted]

[stripartist]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity?

[fiddlestick]

Oh, that.

[He makes a hmmm sound]

Only if they aren't going to be bossy about it. That's a turn-off for me.