[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[whiteshroud]

[POOR ZAG...]

Well, a lot of them are strangely insistent, so maybe you can tell the mortals here if it's actually a good idea for them.

[aspectsofblood]

I mean, it probably depends? Though I've been lead to understand that mortals mostly prefer sticking to a single partner and the gods... uh, don't.

Though I will say that, in general, all of my Olympian relatives can feel slighted very easily, and most aren't as likely to survive their bouts of displeasure as well as I do.

[whiteshroud]

Right, so it is dangerous and a bad idea. I've heard some of those stories about the Olympians, but it's good to have it confirmed!

[VINDICATION!!!!!]

Hear that guys?

[Jun who are you even talking to are you okay or--]

[bolledivita]

are you okay

[whiteshroud]

[...]

(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ No.

[bolledivita]

[...]

you know what, fair enough

[whiteshroud]

Let's just say this is not the first time this conversation topic has come up for me.

[bolledivita]

... my sympathies

[How does it feel to be one of the only sane non-gods on this post, Jun]

[whiteshroud]

[Not good man. Not good. At least no one's talking about banging the J-man]

Thanks.