[voice | ADULTS ONLY FILTER]

[stripartist]

WHO: Yusuke and the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Late New Year's Eve
WHAT: Yusuke's back from meeting up with some college buddies and had a drink or two. I am so, so sorry
WARNINGS: Tipsy Yusuke, discussions of Banging Divinities

[For what it's worth, he doesn't sound any different than usual, except maybe his accent is a bit stronger than it would be otherwise.

If you know Yusuke, though, you can tell the art teacher had a few to drink. That is your only warning before:]

I just returned from seeing some of my old art school friends, and a very interesting conversation happened. It started when one of them got on a rant about how all classical Western art is the product of artists not having enough sex, another one arguing that obviously the classical art would be of very attractive people since they were usually of gods and the like, and that got me to thinking.

[A beat. Two.]

Would you have sex with a god or other divinity of the situation arose? Oh, and thank you Yuri for telling me how to filter this from the children.

Comments

[inevitablerest]

Unfortunately, as much as I try not to get involved with Olympian nonsense.

[fionnuisce]

that just makes you exceptionally smart, doesn't it

[genuinely, he is not questioning shit here. this may as well happen.]

[inevitablerest]

Exceptionally BUSY.

Zeus himself creates more than enough trouble with this kind of thing.

[fionnuisce]

right, naturally. nobody with sense ought to look at the patriarchal deity going about smiting left and right for whatever perceived slights and saying 'yes absolutely my type'

[the greek gods in fate canon were in fact enormous mechas and waver velvet has no possible way of knowing this.]

[inevitablerest]

I imagine this is why Zeus often resorts to trickery to bed the mortal women he takes a fancy to.

[aspectsofblood]

Lady Demeter made it sound like he was making it up. Or most of it, anyway.

[inevitablerest]

Not as much as Hera would like, I'm sure.

[aspectsofblood]

Really? I... actually don't know that much about her, come to think of.

[this is what happens when you don't offer him boons.]

[inevitablerest]

[Sigh.]

If you imagined the wrath of a spurned god when you are challenged to choose between them to be weighty, then you have seen nothing in comparison to when Hera's ire is provoked.

[aspectsofblood]

I will keep that in mind.

[inevitablerest]

Better that she hasn't got herself involved in your escape attempts.