video · un: vinviv

[mehjin]

WHO: viv and whoever
WHERE: network
WHEN: 3/4, late morning
WHAT: So This Is Happening Now
WARNINGS: none

[the feed opens to a lovely view of someone's nondescript ceiling. a dry voice drifts in from off screen.]

So. Weird app randomly appears on my phone. Fair enough. That happens. Didn't give it a second thought. But, uh.

[the phone gets picked up, and the feed is blurry for a moment, but then into focus comes a casually-dressed woman sitting on a bed. except... she's purple — all of her — and doesn't really look human as much as, well, human-shaped.]

This. Is this... a thing? I woke up this morning and I looked like... this.

[with her free hand, she pulls a bit at the fringe of her... hair? is it even hair? it stretches out like taffy being pulled.]

And no one's even commented on it? Not even a "hey, did you cut your hair?". Is this just a thing that happens and I missed the memo?

SEED 1 - Action and Text | UN: Stampede

[doubledollar]

WHO: Vash the Stampede + You!
WHERE: i. is within his labyrinth, ii. is on the libra app!
WHEN: 3/5
WHAT: Arrival things!
WARNINGS: post i. comes with warnings for panic/ptsd.

( ☆彡The ticket to the future is always blank. )

Video: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

WHO: Zulius and you!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: 5th March
WHAT: Local theatre gay gets an app download and a new body: screams about it
WARNINGS: None for now

[Did you expect your day to be interrupted by SRHILL SCREAMING today? Probably not, but that's exactly what you're getting. Maybe you recognise Zulius' voice - he certainly makes himself KNOWN around the city or maybe you don't- either way, he's VERY loud.]

Oh. My. GOD!!! What sort of Kool-Aid trust circle is this thing?! I get a new app on my phone and I think hey Libra, that's a star sign, maybe it's a happening new dating app! But NO. No, it's NOT a dating app AT ALL!!!

[The shrieking is starting to go up an octave now.]

And what's worse is as soon as I opened it, my amazing bod CHANGED!! And now I got HORSE parts?!!!! LOOK AT THIS! WHAT THE FLUNK IS THIS?!!!!

[He dips the camera to show himself in all his zebra-centaur glory. He's waving his free hand around in panic.]

NoNe Of MY hOT pANTs FIt AnYMorE!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME I'M STILL PRETTY AND TELL ME STAT!!!.