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[scryption]

WHO: Zero and... you?
WHERE: The network
WHEN: Late January
WHAT: Zero learns how to use a phone that isn't a piece of shit burner phone.
WARNINGS: Not many for now.

[video;]

[Good evening, Kaisou. Here is... a very unflattering video angle of a wide, pale forehead and grey eyes.



The voice that goes with it is distinctly... not friendly, a bit like a cranky British vampire who walked out of a novel, at least if she'd fix her camera.]

... Who are you people, and what do you want from me?

I don't have a car, and I am not interested in what you are selling. Do not call me again.

[Might need help with this new age boomer over here.]

(no subject)

[aspectsofblood]

WHO: Zagreus
WHERE: Network
WHEN: Late January
WHAT: Zagreus sort of tried to garden on his own. He does not have his mother's natural talent
WARNINGS: Dumb gods being dumb???

[Video clicks on to Zagreus, who... seems to be sitting on the ground, with a number of beautiful, gloriously blooming plants behind him. His expression, to put it mildly, is puzzled.]

Does anyone on here know how to take care of plants? I... sort of started trying and then quickly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing.

[Seriously what do plants need?? Can they eat food? Do they just need company?????]

video | un: violetsmoke

[infezione]

WHO: Fugo and all y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: January 22nd
WHAT: Another Black Order member has arrived!
WARNINGS: Nothing to start out with, but headers will have them as needed

[The video starts out focused on someone new--a rather nervous-looking teenager who... honestly doesn't really seem like he really wants to be here.]

Ah... hello, everyone. [A deep breath, before he continues.] My name is Patrizio Fugo, and I just got here. I'll be enrolling in Kaisou High soon.

[There's another pause.]

And in the interest of laying all my cards on the table--I'm a member of the Black Order. I was sent to assist Mr. Albarea in investigating what's been going on here.

... That should be all. Thank you for your time.