UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Songerein Bedding! You'll enjoy amazing dreams with our comforter set.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Yeah, fuck it, why not. I can use either a vacation, a stiff drink, or both.

video | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

I should certainly hope they went on to lead lives. Dealing with the fair folk would be an unfortunate last experience.

voice | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

That feels like the most corporate speak to ever be spoken, saying they went on to "lead lives".

[end_singer]

They do seem to enjoy speaking in vagueries, aye. Not deceitful, but only in that it is empty of meaning.

Nonetheless, some time spent away willingly may do many of our number some good. Much has happened in the short months since the year's beginning.

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

So are the people who do the posts different? (•_•)? This feels a lot more like the one that I saw when I first joined that app.

Text | UN: lunae

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Don't come over.

[Sure hope Caleb has missed the Dan Heng Texts^TM!]

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

Aye, this one’s much cheerier, but if you ask me, I far prefer the other on. At least whoever they are, they’re more honest.

Also how do you do that little picture thing? 🤔?

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

I like Lilies, Easter lilies if I had to pick one in particular.

I wonder what this vacation will be like. I wouldn't mind visiting a hot spring.

[drewthetower]

mountains would be nice too tbh

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

All right, place your bets, where do we think we’re going for this vacation?

My guess is the Bahamas.

text: un: arise.

[lowestclass]

I'd love for it to be the Bahamas.
Somewhere sunny.

I can go out in the sun now. I deserve a beautiful island getaway...

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

You familiar with the concept of a monkey's paw?

I'd put a fiver on 'the middle of fuck-all nowhere'.

Text: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

[Husk was summoned by the word "bet"- like magic. Or catnip, if you valued your life enough to make that connection.]

Depends. What're the stakes? If we're betting and all. What do I get if I win?

text; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

i sure hope they went on to lead lives.

also, god i hope there’s wi-fi where we’re going, there’s still a gameplay trailer i have to release. meant to do it in march but then everything went to hell.

text: un: Mr. Cold Feet

[anyprice]

Weeeelll, that all depends on where they're sending you lot. If it's somewhere on Earth? Getting Wifi anywhere is easy if you have the right technology. They have satellite internet now.

But given this is Zodiac, do you think they're gonna' send you into a gate?~

You can use the Zodiac app in gates, but. You might be Out! Of! Luck! If it's normal internet you need.

Hehe.

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

is this going to be an actual vacation or "please help us with this thing and then you can relax"-cation

and i like white flowers, mostly. either roses or chrysanthemums are my favourite

[whiteshroud]

Probably the latter. I don't see Zodiac being that generous to have no strings attached.

Both of those are beautiful choices!

Text: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

You already know it's gonna be the second one. I've only been in this shithole city for a month and I can tell you it's gonna be the second one.

...Do you genuinely answer their weird little icebreakers every time?

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

If it’s the latter, we ought to be paid for our help at this point.

un: ragna

[centralfiction]

RTELLKLK THRRDM TRTPO ASTY OPOIUT

[That mash of unreadable text is followed by the sound of a phone hitting the ground and the video turning on to a barely visible white dog. with familiar red and green eyes and tufts of fur that look eerily like a certain grumpus' hair.

He does not look happy.]

FARK.

voice | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

[Nope just wild, wheezing laughter.]

UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[Venti gasps in absolute delight.]

You're so adorable, Snowball!!! Aww, my heart is melting.

UN: rosula

[naviagate]

[Navia has sparkles in her eyes. ... Well, moreso than usual.]

Aww, Ragna, you're so cute! What a sweet face you have, my goodness!

[thewarriorqueen]

"Are you all right?"

That post of his sure didn't sound entirely all right.

video; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

[While still catching his breath from his terrible laughing fit:]

Look at it this way. At least this doesn’t happen every time you get wet.