UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

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Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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Comments

[whiteshroud]

I was holding back August.

By a lot.

[kowase]

Your honesty is appreciated.
I will see this fixed eventually.

Not to worry.

[whiteshroud]

Thank you.

I don't expect him to become as strong a fighter as you, that's not really his nature. But he's my best friend so I'd like to be sure he'll be alright if a strong threat does arrive.

[kowase]

Not having the power to protect yourself leaves you with nothing but feelings of regret and helplessness when you're cornered. I know the feeling well.

I will not let my family suffer the same.

If what I can teach him can put him in a more favorable position during a time of crisis--as we have many here in Kaisou--he will thank me for it.

[whiteshroud]

Mm, I know what you mean. It's a feeling that's better left not experiencing.

Better be prepared to hear a lot of bitching before that thank you come.

Still, if you ever need someone to test his progress against, I'll be happy to help. I promise not to use my more lethal abilities.

[kowase]

If he is a proper demon, he should heal even from most lethal abilities.

Not to say I am asking you to test them. I am uncertain of the range of his own regenerative ability, but if it is anything like mine, Dante's or Nero's. Well.

I will take you up on that offer.

1/2

[whiteshroud]

[There's a pause as he nearly points out that his lethal abilities are of the holy variety and so he really thinks it's a bad idea to use against any demon he doesn't want fried.

But then - he stops himself. Vergil is a Sparda. Aka one of the family members they sure spent hours watching beat each other up in some of weird pissing contest. A contest that they kept trying to have even after gods were sent in to break them up.

What if the Spardas hear "demon destroying powers" and view this as some kind of new challenge??? The "which Sparda brother can get stabbed by a holy blade better" challenge?? Would they show up at his door looking for fights??? What if it happens during his anime time???]

2/2

[whiteshroud]

[You know what? Some secrets are better left kept. He'll just pretend the Armatus is the best he can go. That's right]

Haha... that's a good point. He does heal from a lot of things.

Just let me know when you need me! And thank you again.

Re: 2/2

[kowase]

[ save yourself. dante and vergil would absolutely take that as a fucking challenge, sure that their human halves would make them immune to the adverse affects of a full-powered holy beam to the face so its honestly for the best that Jun withdraws from that statement. a secret is definitely better kept here. ]

Of course.

And thank you, for bringing such a thing to light. I had no idea.

[drewthetower]

and?

[whiteshroud]

Just remember to do your stretches before you start your training regiment. It'll reduce soreness and injury.

[drewthetower]

what stretches

[whiteshroud]

....

Christ.

[drewthetower]

what

look I was the guy who dodged PE every chance I got

I don't do stretches or anything like that!

[whiteshroud]

[...]

You dodged PE class and don't do stretches... but still thought it was a good idea to encourage me to use the Armatus against you in a battle.

I'm not sure if I should be offended at how weak you thought I am, or concerned by how much common sense you lack.

[drewthetower]

trust me the day I think you weak is the day I ask you to kill me because I am possessed

wait a sec

I'M NOT THAT CLUELESS

[whiteshroud]

Uh huh.

Well, I'll look forward to our future rematches.