UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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Comments

[drewthetower]

dude Jun is a powerhouse

me losing to him isn't that big a deal!

[Except kinda is because he does not train. At all.]

[kowase]

And Zhongli is a god, and yet I still managed to land a few blows on him before inevitably being overpowered. Your argument is as weak as your throwing arm.

Choose a day when you are the least busy, we will start with one two-hour session a week and go from there as you improve.

[drewthetower]

[In response August just posts a screencap of his calendar for the week.

The only day that doesn't have anything marked down is Saturday. Every other day is either "Cygnus work", "tailoring", "thing we don't talk about (FC)", or "errands" for most of the day.]

yeah uh about that

if I don't take Saturdays off my boyfriend will kick my ass

and so will my aunts + mom

so

[kowase]

Ah, I see, you already have us penned in. Good.

I'll see you 'at the thing we don't talk about'.

[drewthetower]

I'm an on call healer for that?

[kowase]

You can heal and train at the same time.

[drewthetower]

have you ever been to fight club

un: noxxed

[sassery]

bruh do you know how many healers we have
DO YOU
your ass is in training starting this week
chiefs orders

[drewthetower]

you can't order me to do shit

[fionnuisce]

I can handle things at the academy. Take an extra day off a week.




Consider that payback.

[drewthetower]

[. . .]

I opened that door huh

[fionnuisce]

You did.

[kowase]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[fionnuisce]

I believe in equivalent exchange as an important principle. It would be uneven if I didn't offer August the same as he's given me. Simple.

Have fun.

[kowase]

I will return him to you in better condition than previous.

Mark me.

[whiteshroud]

I was holding back August.

By a lot.

[kowase]

Your honesty is appreciated.
I will see this fixed eventually.

Not to worry.

[whiteshroud]

Thank you.

I don't expect him to become as strong a fighter as you, that's not really his nature. But he's my best friend so I'd like to be sure he'll be alright if a strong threat does arrive.

[kowase]

Not having the power to protect yourself leaves you with nothing but feelings of regret and helplessness when you're cornered. I know the feeling well.

I will not let my family suffer the same.

If what I can teach him can put him in a more favorable position during a time of crisis--as we have many here in Kaisou--he will thank me for it.

[whiteshroud]

Mm, I know what you mean. It's a feeling that's better left not experiencing.

Better be prepared to hear a lot of bitching before that thank you come.

Still, if you ever need someone to test his progress against, I'll be happy to help. I promise not to use my more lethal abilities.

[kowase]

If he is a proper demon, he should heal even from most lethal abilities.

Not to say I am asking you to test them. I am uncertain of the range of his own regenerative ability, but if it is anything like mine, Dante's or Nero's. Well.

I will take you up on that offer.

[drewthetower]

and?

[whiteshroud]

Just remember to do your stretches before you start your training regiment. It'll reduce soreness and injury.

[drewthetower]

what stretches

[whiteshroud]

....

Christ.