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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-03-31 03:03 pm

UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]

Wei Wuxian
Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Kohga Graha Choso Ruby
Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.


[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Songerein Bedding! You'll enjoy amazing dreams with our comforter set.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]
drewthetower: (You're So Dumb)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
have you ever been to fight club
kowase: <user name=drusoona site=twitter.com> (Default)

[personal profile] kowase 2024-04-02 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I go there regularly due to Nox's insistence.

You can do both.
drewthetower: (Squishy Witchboy)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna win this am I
kowase: <user name=lastlinks> (49)

[personal profile] kowase 2024-04-02 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
You have become Sisyphus and I, your boulder.
drewthetower: (Ooooh)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[In Greek, because he did take that and he is a nerd:]

You are such a fucking nerd.
Edited 2024-04-02 01:11 (UTC)
kowase: <user name=lastlinks> (24)

[personal profile] kowase 2024-04-02 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ god he IS such a nerd, but he'll return, in Italian: ]

And yet, I can do more push-ups than you.
drewthetower: (Why Are You Like This)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay back to English, Italian is the romance language he did not learn.]

push ups are the work of satan

and so are sit ups
kowase: <user name=lastlinks> (26)

[personal profile] kowase 2024-04-02 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
You ought to get used to them. I want you to do at least 30 of each every day.

Outside of FC.
drewthetower: (Drew the Tower)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
uh how?

literally how they don't teach us how to do them in American PE they just tell us to do them and suffer
kowase: <user name=lastlinks> (52)

[personal profile] kowase 2024-04-02 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
...That will be one of the first things I teach you.
How to do them properly, so you do not injure yourself.
drewthetower: (You're So Dumb)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
yeah basically just assume I don't know how to do anything if you're serious about training me or whatever

they literally do not teach us how to do this shit in high school

actually hey do you know what the FitnessGram is
kowase: <user name=lastlinks> (35)

[personal profile] kowase 2024-04-02 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am quite serious. If I have to start you off training in the same way my father--

...
Sparda, not Aldo.
Trained myself and Dante, then that I can do.

I do not know what the FitnessGram is but it sounds like some scam product you do not need.
drewthetower: (Ah)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
it's a bullshit thing they made us do in middle school through high school that's supposed to test fitness

it is bullshit

google "pacer exam" and you will see one of my nightmares
kowase: <user name=drusoona site=twitter.com> (8)

[personal profile] kowase 2024-04-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ give him a second because he is, yes, googling it. ]

This is a purely American-Made nightmare.
drewthetower: (You're So Dumb)

[personal profile] drewthetower 2024-04-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
:D