UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

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Comments

[kowase]

Ah, I see, you already have us penned in. Good.

I'll see you 'at the thing we don't talk about'.

[drewthetower]

I'm an on call healer for that?

[kowase]

You can heal and train at the same time.

[drewthetower]

have you ever been to fight club

[kowase]

I go there regularly due to Nox's insistence.

You can do both.

[drewthetower]

I'm not gonna win this am I

[kowase]

You have become Sisyphus and I, your boulder.

[drewthetower]

[In Greek, because he did take that and he is a nerd:]

You are such a fucking nerd.

[kowase]

[ god he IS such a nerd, but he'll return, in Italian: ]

And yet, I can do more push-ups than you.

[drewthetower]

[Okay back to English, Italian is the romance language he did not learn.]

push ups are the work of satan

and so are sit ups

[kowase]

You ought to get used to them. I want you to do at least 30 of each every day.

Outside of FC.

[drewthetower]

uh how?

literally how they don't teach us how to do them in American PE they just tell us to do them and suffer

[kowase]

...That will be one of the first things I teach you.
How to do them properly, so you do not injure yourself.

[drewthetower]

yeah basically just assume I don't know how to do anything if you're serious about training me or whatever

they literally do not teach us how to do this shit in high school

actually hey do you know what the FitnessGram is

un: noxxed

[sassery]

bruh do you know how many healers we have
DO YOU
your ass is in training starting this week
chiefs orders

[drewthetower]

you can't order me to do shit

[medicgunner]

It's alright, mate. You can leave the healing to Eunie for a bit yeah? :)

[drewthetower]

I hate everyone in this bar

[medicgunner]

<3

[sassery]

and this is why i love you eunie
coming in clutch every time

[medicgunner]

I got you, love.

[sassery]

oh i cant huh
august when was the last time you ACTUALLY kicked my ass
for real
dont have to hit my familys insanity with this shit but i want you to be able to do more than just be a target
got it?
promise vergil wont break you too badly
i mean
i lived
so its fine

[drewthetower]

Nox saying I'll be fine because you lived is like saying a god can survive a meteor crashing into them

[sassery]

look all im saying is that you gotta know this shit
and itll suck at first but itll be worth it

[drewthetower]

bleh