UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

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Comments

[drewthetower]

[In response August just posts a screencap of his calendar for the week.

The only day that doesn't have anything marked down is Saturday. Every other day is either "Cygnus work", "tailoring", "thing we don't talk about (FC)", or "errands" for most of the day.]

yeah uh about that

if I don't take Saturdays off my boyfriend will kick my ass

and so will my aunts + mom

so

[kowase]

Ah, I see, you already have us penned in. Good.

I'll see you 'at the thing we don't talk about'.

[drewthetower]

I'm an on call healer for that?

[kowase]

You can heal and train at the same time.

[drewthetower]

have you ever been to fight club

[kowase]

I go there regularly due to Nox's insistence.

You can do both.

[drewthetower]

I'm not gonna win this am I

[kowase]

You have become Sisyphus and I, your boulder.

un: noxxed

[sassery]

bruh do you know how many healers we have
DO YOU
your ass is in training starting this week
chiefs orders

[drewthetower]

you can't order me to do shit

[medicgunner]

It's alright, mate. You can leave the healing to Eunie for a bit yeah? :)

[drewthetower]

I hate everyone in this bar

[medicgunner]

<3

[sassery]

and this is why i love you eunie
coming in clutch every time

[medicgunner]

I got you, love.

[sassery]

oh i cant huh
august when was the last time you ACTUALLY kicked my ass
for real
dont have to hit my familys insanity with this shit but i want you to be able to do more than just be a target
got it?
promise vergil wont break you too badly
i mean
i lived
so its fine

[drewthetower]

Nox saying I'll be fine because you lived is like saying a god can survive a meteor crashing into them

[fionnuisce]

I can handle things at the academy. Take an extra day off a week.




Consider that payback.

[drewthetower]

[. . .]

I opened that door huh

[fionnuisce]

You did.

[kowase]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[fionnuisce]

I believe in equivalent exchange as an important principle. It would be uneven if I didn't offer August the same as he's given me. Simple.

Have fun.

[kowase]

I will return him to you in better condition than previous.

Mark me.

[fionnuisce]

Oh, I believe it. I also believe he'll feel worse before he feels better. But it's important for any mage to have at least some physical ability, whether they want it or not.

[kowase]

Even before I re-inherited my skills as a swordsman after waking up to this past-life nonsense, even I knew the importance of cardio.

Accidents happen often enough here. It pays to be prepared.