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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-03-31 03:03 pm

UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]

Wei Wuxian
Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Kohga Graha Choso Ruby
Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.


[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Songerein Bedding! You'll enjoy amazing dreams with our comforter set.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]
jackdawvision: (all kinds of danger)

text; un: captainkenway

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-01 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
If it’s the latter, we ought to be paid for our help at this point.
crisantemo: (i'm not giving up i'm trying)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-01 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
we really should

but zodiac will never pay us

the most we'll get is a chance to relax after we have to like... i dunno wrangle some chickens or something
jackdawvision: (while life just passes by)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-01 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I bloody well wish it were little more than chicken-wrangling, but given how things have been going for us lately, I daresay that the chickens will be breathing fire and actively trying to kill us.
crisantemo: (train your soul)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-01 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
yea the chickens will probably try to wrangle us, honestly

but at this point i'll take that. at least i can fight the chickens
jackdawvision: (this tightrope; and i'm)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-02 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
If we do end up with the fire-breathing chickens or their equivalent, I’m going to Zodiac HQ and demanding they pay me what I’m owed for risking my arse fixing their mess.
crisantemo: (i'm not giving up i'm trying)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-03 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
edward

you may just have an easier time stealing stuff from their offices than getting them to actually pay us
jackdawvision: (oh there's a river)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-03 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, I'll see what I can lift off their desks when this negotiation inevitably goes awry. Want anything in particular?
crisantemo: (justifying the ends)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-03 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm joking edward i'm joking!!!





but if it comes to it, i need some new pens and a stapler
jackdawvision: (are we instruments of fate)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-03 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like you said, it'll be laughably easy. I have light fingers.

Oh, certainly. What colors do you want? I'll concentrate on those especially.
crisantemo: (where the weapon and the world divide)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-03 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
laughably easy and also still not a serious suggestion!!!




hmmmmmm.... black and red mostly. i used up the last of my red ones the other day
jackdawvision: (where your heart is strong)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2024-04-04 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know what's also not serious? Their desk security. I've snuck into caves with better security.

You'll be flush with black and red pens in no time.