UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

is this going to be an actual vacation or "please help us with this thing and then you can relax"-cation

and i like white flowers, mostly. either roses or chrysanthemums are my favourite

[whiteshroud]

Probably the latter. I don't see Zodiac being that generous to have no strings attached.

Both of those are beautiful choices!

[crisantemo]

at least it'll probably be less stressful than everything else thats been going on

[ She says, unaware she's about to witness her dad and boyfriend have a mental breakdown over a rabbit and eggs in a weeks time. ]

thank you! i like most flowers, but i've always been biased towards white ones... do you have any favourites?

[whiteshroud]

... Don't tempt fate like that.

[You're going to doom us all Lapis, talking like that]

I like white flowers too, though I like them in most colors. I'm partial to lilies though.

[crisantemo]

lemme rephrase

it hopefully won't be as bad as getting hit by a meteor again

[ That shit hurt. And besides, it's only camp 10 that will suffer. ]

lilies are really pretty too! have you grown your own before?

[whiteshroud]

Ah, right.

Sorry again about that. I really didn't expect him to break that out.

[it does not matter if he had zero control over the situation, catholic guilt will still guilt.]

I have! By my apartment, there's a bed of glaze lilies that my old neighbor grew. She had to move back to China, but I've been looking after them for the past couple years now.

[crisantemo]

????

why are you apologising, you didn't launch the meteor at us. and im really doubting you could've stopped him

[ None of that catholic guilt here, Jun!! ]

OH i've seen those, they're really pretty. you've been taking really good care of them

[whiteshroud]

... I suppose you're right about that. Not much can stop Zhongli when he decides to do something.

[Venti is like your last hope but even then-]

Thanks. I've really enjoyed looking after them.

Text: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

You already know it's gonna be the second one. I've only been in this shithole city for a month and I can tell you it's gonna be the second one.

...Do you genuinely answer their weird little icebreakers every time?

[crisantemo]

i'll take that over dealing with the fae again, at least. maybe we'll still get to relax a bit

[ She will, but Husk on the other hand...... ]

nope, but they asked about flowers and i like flowers and i like talking about them.

[ One of her few interests outside of work oops. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

I'm not holding my breath on that one.

[He doesn't know how cursed he is gonna be.]

Guess that's fair. They ever fuckin' answer you?

[crisantemo]

either we get to relax or we have another mental breakdown

[ "It's a mental breakdown (off-key kazoo).mp3" ]

nope, but its nice to talk to people who like the same things. honestly i don't zodiac has responded to anyone on these posts ever

[wiseoldbartender]

...Yeah. Probably gonna be the last thing.

[It will be one of the worst times of his life.]

Huh. I guess you've got a point. The fuck do they even do it for, then? Just to get people talking?

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

If it’s the latter, we ought to be paid for our help at this point.

[crisantemo]

we really should

but zodiac will never pay us

the most we'll get is a chance to relax after we have to like... i dunno wrangle some chickens or something

[jackdawvision]

I bloody well wish it were little more than chicken-wrangling, but given how things have been going for us lately, I daresay that the chickens will be breathing fire and actively trying to kill us.

[crisantemo]

yea the chickens will probably try to wrangle us, honestly

but at this point i'll take that. at least i can fight the chickens

[jackdawvision]

If we do end up with the fire-breathing chickens or their equivalent, I’m going to Zodiac HQ and demanding they pay me what I’m owed for risking my arse fixing their mess.

[crisantemo]

edward

you may just have an easier time stealing stuff from their offices than getting them to actually pay us

[jackdawvision]

All right, I'll see what I can lift off their desks when this negotiation inevitably goes awry. Want anything in particular?

[crisantemo]

i'm joking edward i'm joking!!!





but if it comes to it, i need some new pens and a stapler

[jackdawvision]

It's like you said, it'll be laughably easy. I have light fingers.

Oh, certainly. What colors do you want? I'll concentrate on those especially.

[crisantemo]

laughably easy and also still not a serious suggestion!!!




hmmmmmm.... black and red mostly. i used up the last of my red ones the other day

[jackdawvision]

Do you know what's also not serious? Their desk security. I've snuck into caves with better security.

You'll be flush with black and red pens in no time.