Video: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

WHO: Husk and you!
WHERE: Network!
WHEN: 17th Feb
WHAT: Arrival of a terrible cat man.
WARNINGS: Swearing, probably alcohol.

[The feed opens to a winged cat man. You might be forgiven for a moment for thinking that you've been graced with the presence of an ancient mythological creature, like a Sphinx or a Griffon or somesuch- here to pass great wisdom onto you all. He squints at the screen for a moment, and then in a deep, gruff voice, he speaks his truth:]

Jesus. H. Christ, you people are a fuckin' garbage fire.

[Prove him wrong. Right now. Do it.]

I mean, shit. Everyone said you motherfuckers were messed up- but I didn't realise it was this fuckin' bad. Congrats, I think you could give Florida a run for its money.

[He shifts a clawed hand in the most half-assed wave he can muster. The little kitty paw beans of his hands are heart-shaped. Adorable. ]

Name's Husk. With The Order. Not a jobsworth like that heinous bitch who's name starts with T and ends in eresa. So here's the deal: if you leave me the fuck alone, I can leave you the fuck alone and we can all enjoy being left the fuck alone. Sound good? Good.

Video | UN: rosula

[naviagate]

WHO: Navia and y'all!
WHERE: Network
WHEN: ~2/17
WHAT: Someone new has joined the Libra network!
WARNINGS: Should be none, but will update if there are any

[There's yet another new face on the Libra app. The smile she gives the camera is genuinely warm and friendly, and her voice has a light Louisiana accent. She might look familiar to some and unfamiliar to others.]

Hello, there! I'm Navia Desrosiers, private investigator and owner of Desrosiers Detective Agency. It's a pleasure to meet everyone! I've lived here in Kaisou for about three years, maybe a little longer by now, but I'm a little confused as to why this app suddenly downloaded onto my phone, but it seems safe enough? From what I've seen of just scrolling through it, Libra just seems to be a communication app, is that right?

[Navia looks a little perplexed. However, she's taking it remarkably well by seemingly just rolling with it. That said, she suddenly looks a little sheepish.]

Also, uh, is there anyone who's familiar with... unusual weaponry? While I was out shopping for groceries, I found an umbrella that is... different from normal, other than a strong feeling that it's important to me. It's quite solid, possibly something that could be used as a legitimate weapon, and seems to be able to become a firearm. While I'm no stranger to firearms in general, this one is... well, you know, outside the norm.

voice; un: rosafloribunda

[roseandsilver]

WHO: Argenti and YOU
WHERE: On the network
WHEN: Mid to end Februaryish
WHAT: Someone just arrived to Kaisou and also got the app on his phone, time for him to begin his search!
WARNINGS: LOUD NOISES

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🐺 o1;

[nominal]

WHO: nicholas d. wolfwood ( the little one ) and you?
WHERE: his labyrinth + the network once he's gotten out of it
WHEN: the first week of february / shortly after the libra app appears on his phone
WHAT: arrival of a small, snarky child
WARNINGS: NONE ( that i can think of )

i / labyrinth arrival;

( when he comes to, it's — he's pretty sure there's nothing but sand surrounding him, but it's only the first thing he sees when he first opens his eyes, and there's nothing else as far as the eye can see when he twists his gaze this way and that. great. he's no stranger to the desert by any stretch of the imagination, but he generally doesn't go very far from the orphanage, because what is he going to do if miss melanie needs him to take care of one of the younger kids —

he doesn't think that's going to be much of a problem here, or at the very least it doesn't feel like it, but. it's still there, in the back of his mind, just on the off-chance it crops up and he finds himself back within the reach of the orphanage. of the call of nicholas! —

he walks. and he walks and he walks and he walks, and eventually. eventually he'll make his way out. how long it takes is anyone's guess, but. he made it, and that's something, right? )

ii / network, un: woofwood;

( well. once he's made it out of the labyrinth he has access to something he wouldn't have paid attention to otherwise, but.

he manages to get the video option up and looking in his general direction, and he looks a bit grumpy as the camera pans around the church in the background. )

What is going on here!?