Voice | UN: Shepard (Blocked from Garrus)

[earthborn]

I need some perspective.

Specifically, I'm looking for other "Isekai" [The word is unfamiliar in her mouth.] people who've started to get memories. The longer you've been at it, the better, but... I'm not in a position to be picky.


How do you reconcile it? The past... life, and this one? How have you been coping?

What's the common wisdom, on this?



My door is open, and I'm free all this afternoon, to talk.

text; un: isdeceittaken

[sophistrication]

WHO: Damien 'Shadow' Lait
WHERE: Libra
WHEN: End of March
WHAT: Someone from Zodiac is now on the app
WARNINGS: Jesters



MY CITIZENS, MY PUPILS, MY DENIZENS, MY NPCS!

At last, the main character has arrived! Damien Lait--but please, just call me Shadow. Cute little nickname from when I was but a wee thing.

Ladies, Fellas, and everything in between, please hold your applause, I can only take so much.

Now, you may not know me, and that's a good thing! You see, I'm the guy--the unsung hero, if you will--that handles all that pesky little legal work behind everything you do in Zodiac's name. From your cute little explosions to your insanely annoying slip ups.

Really, it's nothing.

And all you isekai's out there? Wanna know how you're able to get on an airplane? All thanks to moi! I'm the one making up your histories.

You cannot pursue me with legal action on this.

I was content with my life filled with labours of love, until inspiration struck. I should get to know the people I'm representing! Something something community something something.

So why don't we start off with...YOU GUESSED IT! AN... (drumroll please)

I. C . E. B. R. E. A. K. E. R!!!!!

Awww, I can see the looks on your faces...the existential dread rising up through your body so it can leave this mortal plane....WELL SHOVE IT BACK IN! If you think mine are ANYTHING like that two bit hack that can't toe the legal line. Well. That's your problem.

Get those TUSHES ready!



P.S. See Janet? I can do it, too.

PPPPPPPPP.S. I know you're out there, you HALF-BAKED loser!