text: un:idontcare

[jaxoff]

WHO: Jax and you!
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: 22nd March
WHAT: Jax returns to the app and this is everyone's problem now.
WARNINGS: None so far.



Hey losers, your favourite corporate wage slave is back! APPARENTLY, Janet got so peeved that I blocked her from the app once that she complained to HR and they decided me being put back on this hellscape was fitting punishment. Freaking rude if you ask me.

So that's what I get for helping get the word out for kidnapped people, no good deed, amiright? Anyway, I know you're all super delighted to have me back again. Don't gush about it all at once. What'd I miss?

video; un: greenthumb

[unnaturallygreen]

WHO: Elphaba Thropp and you!
WHERE: Libra, cross-posted onto Gemini (thanks Noct)
WHEN: over the weekend
WHAT: your new professor is here!
WARNINGS: none I can think of.

[The video opens on green. A lot of green. Okay—green covered with black and dark blues, but what you can see of Elphaba is just so much green, and a stern face under the black bucket hat she's wearing.]

Good morning. My name is Elizabeth Brooks. I'll be teaching European folklore studies at Kaisou University this year. Let's get some things out of the way first: no, this isn't a skin condition, though I know most non-supernatural students may see it as such. No, I didn't eat grass as a child, you can ask Lia. No, neither did my mother. Yes, I'm well aware who I look like and I would rather you didn't mention the title Wizard of Oz near me.

Students of the app, I'll be uploading the syllabus soon. If you want to consult me for accommodations or schedule a meeting you may contact me through this app or through the e-mail I'll link in the syllabus.

Thank you for your time. The floor is open for questions.

[She pauses, then absently:]

Lia, do tell me what your boyfriend's allergic to so I know to avoid cooking those when he shows up.