Elphaba Thropp (
unnaturallygreen) wrote in
kaisou2026-03-22 09:18 am
video; un: greenthumb
WHO: Elphaba Thropp and you!
WHERE: Libra, cross-posted onto Gemini (thanks Noct)
WHEN: over the weekend
WHAT: your new professor is here!
WARNINGS: none I can think of.
[The video opens on green. A lot of green. Okay—green covered with black and dark blues, but what you can see of Elphaba is just so much green, and a stern face under the black bucket hat she's wearing.]
Good morning. My name is Elizabeth Brooks. I'll be teaching European folklore studies at Kaisou University this year. Let's get some things out of the way first: no, this isn't a skin condition, though I know most non-supernatural students may see it as such. No, I didn't eat grass as a child, you can ask Lia. No, neither did my mother. Yes, I'm well aware who I look like and I would rather you didn't mention the title Wizard of Oz near me.
Students of the app, I'll be uploading the syllabus soon. If you want to consult me for accommodations or schedule a meeting you may contact me through this app or through the e-mail I'll link in the syllabus.
Thank you for your time. The floor is open for questions.
[She pauses, then absently:]
Lia, do tell me what your boyfriend's allergic to so I know to avoid cooking those when he shows up.
WHERE: Libra, cross-posted onto Gemini (thanks Noct)
WHEN: over the weekend
WHAT: your new professor is here!
WARNINGS: none I can think of.
[The video opens on green. A lot of green. Okay—green covered with black and dark blues, but what you can see of Elphaba is just so much green, and a stern face under the black bucket hat she's wearing.]
Good morning. My name is Elizabeth Brooks. I'll be teaching European folklore studies at Kaisou University this year. Let's get some things out of the way first: no, this isn't a skin condition, though I know most non-supernatural students may see it as such. No, I didn't eat grass as a child, you can ask Lia. No, neither did my mother. Yes, I'm well aware who I look like and I would rather you didn't mention the title Wizard of Oz near me.
Students of the app, I'll be uploading the syllabus soon. If you want to consult me for accommodations or schedule a meeting you may contact me through this app or through the e-mail I'll link in the syllabus.
Thank you for your time. The floor is open for questions.
[She pauses, then absently:]
Lia, do tell me what your boyfriend's allergic to so I know to avoid cooking those when he shows up.
