text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

WHO: Ash
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Feb. 15th
WHAT: Ash is gonna help y'all commit a crime!
WARNINGS: Swearing. Talk of media piracy

ok so you guys are all probably too goody-goody for this shit but you know what? I ain't and I ain't gonna sit by and let you idiots pay for shit you don't gotta pay for.

textbooks? HERE

required reading? get a fuckin library card, or go to Project Gutenberg or HERE

fuckin DnD sourcebooks? HERE

audiobooks? get a fuckin library card, check YouTube, or HERE

old video games they ain't makin available for shit? HERE

thank you, jackass English teacher, for assigning us fuckin Jane Eyre and telling us to get our own fuckin copies. what the fuck. you're lucky I have a fuckin copy already

Text; UN: K

[composalvation]

WHO: Kanade Yoisaki
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Backdated to 2/10
WHAT: Someone's still trying to adapt
WARNINGS: n/a

is it.... normal, to have strange dreams of skeletons granting wishes
but then waking up and seeing that you received part of what you wished for?
i never really thought much about analyzing dreams, but the skeleton part was... strange...

[That.... that WAS a dream, right?]

it said something about a contract, too...

text; un: thanatos

[inevitablerest]

WHO: Thanatos
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: Assume this is before everything fully went to hell, so early Feb
WHAT: Old god is perplexed about emotes
WARNINGS: n/a

Why are there so many of these little pictures.

I understand their purpose but not the necessity of having such large numbers of them. Particularly food items.

And what is this.



[[ooc: I was informed the emoji breaks for some people so you get a screenshot instead but pls assume it was just the emoji posted]]

un: shadowy | text

[areyuuserious]

WHO: Yuu and y'all!
WHERE: The network
WHEN: 2/14
WHAT: TTRPG recruitment, maybe!!!
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be any!

So.

I've been feeling a bit of an itch to run a tabletop game lately, and I've decided I might be willing to run something for people here, if enough people are interested.

So, yeah. I know at least one person is, but I'd like to know if more people would be. It'd be fifth edition of DnD, anything beyond that to be decided if there's enough interest.

So, yeah, just let me know!

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. By now, folks have had a chance to survive (nor not survive) the Constant. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Hythlodaeus has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Luffy, Nick, Tsunayoshi, and Gwayne has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Happy Valentine's Day. Did you have a good one? Mine was spent working late and eating easy mac for dinner, alone.

Zodiac hasn't had any luck with learning anything about the Constant realm. The guys we sent to look into it came back, but they're in intense therapy now. They're claiming that's why we're not going to investigate the realm further. Though our field agents' mental wellbeing has never been a concern before, so it might be more about them being invested in another project...

Right. I shouldn't say more about that. They might make me work overtime again. Well, I'm out of here then.


This post is sponsored by The Love Hotel. Located off the highway, the perfect place to smash- no questions asked.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]