text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

WHO: Ash
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Feb. 15th
WHAT: Ash is gonna help y'all commit a crime!
WARNINGS: Swearing. Talk of media piracy

ok so you guys are all probably too goody-goody for this shit but you know what? I ain't and I ain't gonna sit by and let you idiots pay for shit you don't gotta pay for.

textbooks? HERE

required reading? get a fuckin library card, or go to Project Gutenberg or HERE

fuckin DnD sourcebooks? HERE

audiobooks? get a fuckin library card, check YouTube, or HERE

old video games they ain't makin available for shit? HERE

thank you, jackass English teacher, for assigning us fuckin Jane Eyre and telling us to get our own fuckin copies. what the fuck. you're lucky I have a fuckin copy already

Comments

text; un: yrael

[themogget]

Nicely done.

[switchaxe]

wow praise for committing crimes?

[themogget]

Please.
I grew up on LimeWire and PirateBay. Did you honestly think this would bother me?

Text; UN: will_solace

[arrowtotheheal]

Oh nice! I was actually wondering if there were audiobook versions of our school textbooks. Some of the passages are hard to read

Guess I'm gonna be looking forward to the Jane Eyre English teacher next year if I'm still here

[switchaxe]

if there ain't just lemme know. I can probably help

[arrowtotheheal]

Thanks! I'll be sure to do that!

You're one of the Black Order members right? If you need a medic and don't think the hospital can help with it you can contact me

text; un: floresdemayo

[senorita_perfecta]

I have been trying to find some new books to read for a while now though I don’t think that I have the time or money to buy actual paperback books very easily.

I might give the audiobook links a try.

[switchaxe]

I can't do em but they're good when you need to do other shit

[senorita_perfecta]

Oh yes. I’m pretty sure that I can make use of them while I’m at work, fulfilling orders at the flower shop.

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

If I'm still here next fall someone remind me to 'accidentally' put this in the email with the semester's curriculum.

[switchaxe]

oooh? professor gettin in on it?

[fionnuisce]

Obviously. I was a broke university student once, now I'm just as broke and a teacher.

un: shadowy; text

[areyuuserious]

Aaaaaaaand thank you for reminding me I still need a library card.

That being said about the rest of this, hell yes, don't mind if I do.

[switchaxe]

always library first, but the library ain't got ways to play old video games

text ; flathia

[escardos]

omg you’ve read jane eyre?

actually i’m surprised you know how to read at all! congrats, i’m so proud of you! 🥳

[switchaxe]

what the fuck is that supposed to me you fucking asshole

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

FLAT KNOCK IT OFF I SWEAR TO GOD

text | un: cri985

[psychonductor]

now do one for movies

[switchaxe]

nope

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

I'm confused. Are we not supposed to have access to knowledge?

[switchaxe]

I don't get the question. explain?

Text; un: Takamaki

[femmecatale]

Right on.

Books are hella expensive these days.

[switchaxe]

libraries are great but they don't have everythin

Text; UN: Seeingtheworld

[schoolingfish]

wait, why would telling people how to get free books be something people would be too goody-goody for?

helping people get free books seems pretty good to me

[switchaxe]

eeeh technically it's a crime unless it's from the library or some shit