text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

WHO: Ash
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Feb. 15th
WHAT: Ash is gonna help y'all commit a crime!
WARNINGS: Swearing. Talk of media piracy

ok so you guys are all probably too goody-goody for this shit but you know what? I ain't and I ain't gonna sit by and let you idiots pay for shit you don't gotta pay for.

textbooks? HERE

required reading? get a fuckin library card, or go to Project Gutenberg or HERE

fuckin DnD sourcebooks? HERE

audiobooks? get a fuckin library card, check YouTube, or HERE

old video games they ain't makin available for shit? HERE

thank you, jackass English teacher, for assigning us fuckin Jane Eyre and telling us to get our own fuckin copies. what the fuck. you're lucky I have a fuckin copy already

Comments

text; un: yrael

[themogget]

Nicely done.

[switchaxe]

wow praise for committing crimes?

[themogget]

Please.
I grew up on LimeWire and PirateBay. Did you honestly think this would bother me?

[switchaxe]

right you're old as dirt. some people just get real pissy bout this sorta thing

Text; UN: will_solace

[arrowtotheheal]

Oh nice! I was actually wondering if there were audiobook versions of our school textbooks. Some of the passages are hard to read

Guess I'm gonna be looking forward to the Jane Eyre English teacher next year if I'm still here

[themogget]

I'm thirty-four!

[switchaxe]

if there ain't just lemme know. I can probably help

[switchaxe]

oh sorry. old as balls

[themogget]

I take it all back, I'm getting you arrested.

text; un: floresdemayo

[senorita_perfecta]

I have been trying to find some new books to read for a while now though I don’t think that I have the time or money to buy actual paperback books very easily.

I might give the audiobook links a try.

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

If I'm still here next fall someone remind me to 'accidentally' put this in the email with the semester's curriculum.

[arrowtotheheal]

Thanks! I'll be sure to do that!

You're one of the Black Order members right? If you need a medic and don't think the hospital can help with it you can contact me

[switchaxe]

oooh? professor gettin in on it?

[switchaxe]

with what evidence Y?

[switchaxe]

got it.

[switchaxe]

I can't do em but they're good when you need to do other shit

un: shadowy; text

[areyuuserious]

Aaaaaaaand thank you for reminding me I still need a library card.

That being said about the rest of this, hell yes, don't mind if I do.

[switchaxe]

always library first, but the library ain't got ways to play old video games

[areyuuserious]

Yup, exactly.

And don't get me started on how much those sourcebooks get very expensive very quickly.

[switchaxe]

yeah? I don't play any of em but everyone on reddit was asking for em

[areyuuserious]

Oh, trust me, there is a VERY good reason for that.

[Give them a sec, they're going to screencap some of the books and their prices if one was hypothetically buying them.]

Yeah, this? Fuck this.

[fionnuisce]

Obviously. I was a broke university student once, now I'm just as broke and a teacher.

[switchaxe]

shiiiiit. that come with the dice and figures??

[switchaxe]

ain't you supposed to encourage followin the law?

[fionnuisce]

Within reason.

Stealing is barely a crime if the victim deserves it.