Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. By now, folks have had a chance to survive (nor not survive) the Constant. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Hythlodaeus has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Luffy, Nick, Tsunayoshi, and Gwayne has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Happy Valentine's Day. Did you have a good one? Mine was spent working late and eating easy mac for dinner, alone.

Zodiac hasn't had any luck with learning anything about the Constant realm. The guys we sent to look into it came back, but they're in intense therapy now. They're claiming that's why we're not going to investigate the realm further. Though our field agents' mental wellbeing has never been a concern before, so it might be more about them being invested in another project...

Right. I shouldn't say more about that. They might make me work overtime again. Well, I'm out of here then.


This post is sponsored by The Love Hotel. Located off the highway, the perfect place to smash- no questions asked.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.]

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

if i didn't need a team of therapists already that might just have done it

don't find it promising that 'base concern' is also a sign of bigger problems, though

Text | UN: i_do_leclerc

[yuri_bird]

I know they don't respond to us like ever

but

I hope we one day see you post a pic on smash or simp totally normal and overworked intern

it has a weirdly decent success rate at landing dates

TEXT UN: SUZUME

[suzume_odori]

Was it ice cream type?

It's too cold for ice cream type :[

I had that one once and it has lots of noodles and cheeses.

[She hasn't yet clued in that Zodiac doesn't reply to these, but let's be real, there are probably plenty of people with things to say about macaroni ice cream.]

text | un: subzer0

[subzeroshredder]

I don’t think it —- wait, you’ve had that before?!

[suzume_odori]

Yes!

It was in the freezer and Nanny found it.

And I got to have a spoon.

She almost threw it out :[

[subzeroshredder]

…I shouldn’t be surprised at this point.

…

Was it good?

[suzume_odori]

Yes! :D

The noodles feel weird in the ice cream though :[

They're crunchy but noodles are supposed to be soft :[

[subzeroshredder]

I’ll…have to try it out sometime, then.

[Words he may come to regret]

Besides, it’s never too cold for ice cream.

[suzume_odori]

You have to wait for summer when it's not cold :0

[Wait that last bit-]

It's not? :0

[subzeroshredder]

That’s right. Have you ever tried it?

[suzume_odori]

I haven't! :0

But I can't reach the freezer alone :[

And Nanny will say it's too cold D:

[subzeroshredder]

[He already had an idea he was talking to someone quite young, but this seals it. After dealing with all the bullshit of the constant, encouraging the whims of a kid is…a palate cleanser.]

Well…you’ll just have to say please really hard and see what she says. Make sure to put a cherry on top, too.

[suzume_odori]

Cherries?

We have cherries I can do that!

[baby no it's not literal]

[subzeroshredder]

[bless........]

Then you're all ready. Good luck.

Text; un: houndof

[lancernexttime]

Tell me you at least got some chocolate.

Or a night at that Hotel that sponsored the post.