Network - Text; username: llloyd

[namestrees]

WHO: Lloyd and the Libra Network!
WHERE: ....The Libra network!!
WHEN: July 5th
WHAT: zelos told him to ask the internet instead of him so here he is
WARNINGS: N/A

[sup, librans, guess who misread the 'username' field as 'user's name' and then spelled it wrong when setting up his shit. It's ya boi. So we're already off to a strong start.]

OK so a friend told me to check this app out to ask about a lot of weird stuff thats been happening.

[Lloyd zelos is not your friend]

so... Hi? Everyone else been seeing weird stuff too? I swear I moved here a few months ago and there wasn't a dog park dogs couldn't go in that I saw before which is a dumb rule anyway because it's called a dog park.

Oh and I guess if we're getting to know each other, uh... what's everyone's favourite ice cream flavor? I like lemon but it's kinda hard to find unless it's a sorbay. Ok thanks!

Posted by Libra for iRobot Roomba j7

video, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

WHO: Mae and the network
WHERE: An open parking lot
WHEN: 7/5
WHAT: Hi I'm Mae. Welcome to Jackass.
WARNINGS: Don't do anything that Mae does ever.

Ok ok ok ok.

[The camera feed opens up with Mae in a parking lot, and she has some fireworks lined up for shooting off.]

I could use matches to light these bad boys, but I am way cooler than that. And this whip catches fire when I use it sooooooooo...

LET'S LIGHT SOME FIREWORKS!!!

WHO-PEESH!!

[She cracks the whip, and it does successfully light one of the fireworks. It also knocks said firework over, in which it spins. And aims directly at Mae...]

... Oh shit.

[The camera doesn't show it, but there's a scream from Mae, followed by a crackling boom from the firework. A car alarm goes off from somewhere nearby.]