video, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

WHO: Mae and the network
WHERE: An open parking lot
WHEN: 7/5
WHAT: Hi I'm Mae. Welcome to Jackass.
WARNINGS: Don't do anything that Mae does ever.

Ok ok ok ok.

[The camera feed opens up with Mae in a parking lot, and she has some fireworks lined up for shooting off.]

I could use matches to light these bad boys, but I am way cooler than that. And this whip catches fire when I use it sooooooooo...

LET'S LIGHT SOME FIREWORKS!!!

WHO-PEESH!!

[She cracks the whip, and it does successfully light one of the fireworks. It also knocks said firework over, in which it spins. And aims directly at Mae...]

... Oh shit.

[The camera doesn't show it, but there's a scream from Mae, followed by a crackling boom from the firework. A car alarm goes off from somewhere nearby.]

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Video, un: Melodiousnocturne

[ocean_songbird]

[Demyx is totally on board with Mae's idea and thinks it's awesome!]

Heck yeah! Lighting fireworks in style!

[Uuuuntil the firework goes crazy.]

OH MY GOD!!

Mae??? Are you okay??

[begaydocrimes]

[From somewhere off screen:]

....

Ughhh...

I think I saw God.

[ocean_songbird]

[Oh good. She's alive. Relief.]

Really? Can you help me settle a bet then? Is God a woman?

[Priorities.]

[begaydocrimes]

[Oh. She can answer this question.]

I don’t think God like, has a gender? At least I couldn’t tell the last time I met them.

Kind of an asshole through.

[ocean_songbird]

Ohhh. God's nonbinary. That makes sense.

[He accepts this as fact without any hesitation.]

Uhhh... so are you good then? Do you need like... medical attention oooor a place to hide from the cops?

[begaydocrimes]

Yep.

[God is also a giant Sky Cat as well]

I’m good. I thiiiink I hear police sirens though so getting out of here would be a good idea.

[ocean_songbird]

[Demyx would 100% accept God is a sky cat. He would even think that makes sense. God being a cat... yeah. Totally reasonable really.]

Okay. Uhhh be safe? Don't die?

[begaydocrimes]

Will do. Cops can't catch me. I think I'm okay enough to get out of here.