Network - Text; username: llloyd

[namestrees]

WHO: Lloyd and the Libra Network!
WHERE: ....The Libra network!!
WHEN: July 5th
WHAT: zelos told him to ask the internet instead of him so here he is
WARNINGS: N/A

[sup, librans, guess who misread the 'username' field as 'user's name' and then spelled it wrong when setting up his shit. It's ya boi. So we're already off to a strong start.]

OK so a friend told me to check this app out to ask about a lot of weird stuff thats been happening.

[Lloyd zelos is not your friend]

so... Hi? Everyone else been seeing weird stuff too? I swear I moved here a few months ago and there wasn't a dog park dogs couldn't go in that I saw before which is a dumb rule anyway because it's called a dog park.

Oh and I guess if we're getting to know each other, uh... what's everyone's favourite ice cream flavor? I like lemon but it's kinda hard to find unless it's a sorbay. Ok thanks!

Posted by Libra for iRobot Roomba j7

Comments

Text, un: WitchDagger

[begaydocrimes]

Peanut butter is the best flavor, but you really can’t go wrong with ice cream flavors.

Unless you count those weird flavors like Mac n cheese ice cream.

I don’t count those because they’re a crime against humanity.

[namestrees]

[this is not helpful for the weird thongs like spontaneous ponds and light rings and zombie aliens who know his name, but it's still a good discussion to have so he doesn't mind at all. Feels way less awkward than just pathetically being like "INFO PLZ" at strangers.]

Oh, good choice! And you're right they're all kind of good

Except that one. What??? I've never seen that. Where do you even get it??

[begaydocrimes]

They just sell it in some stores?? And it’s not illegal for some reason???

[namestrees]

Have you tried it?

[It sounds gross but he's curious.]

I mean someone's gotta like it... maybe it's one of those weird things that tastes good?

[begaydocrimes]

Well… no.

Do I have to though? Mac n Cheese and ice cream anything don’t sound like they go together at ALL

[namestrees]

of course you don't have to, but I gotta say I'm pretty curious now.

If I find any, I'll try it and let you know how bad it is!

[begaydocrimes]

Go for it dude. Try it and report to the world your findings.

Be a hero.

[namestrees]

Will do! I dunno if it's really heroic but I'll let you know!!

[He's gonna regret everything]

So has this site existed long? It just kinda showed up for me and I hadn't heard of it before.

[begaydocrimes]

It's totally heroic dude I wouldn't touch that stuff with a giant pole.

Uhhhh I've had it since I got here? But I've only been here for like two weeks so I don't know if it's been around before then. Kinda sounds like it has been? Maybe they just found out about you and was like "whoa whoops we forgot to add this person"

[namestrees]

I don't know why they'd want to add me anyway. The guy I talked to said it was only for being who are having the same sort of weird stuff going on, I guess? And that only started a bit ago. So maybe that's about it?

Where's you move here from?

UN: hikari-vi

[whiteshroud]

Caramel or coffee are the best flavors.

How did you post this with a roomba?

[namestrees]

Did I?

[Well it sure says so, bud.]

Weird.

Ok but what about caramel-coffee?

[whiteshroud]

[ 💧 ]

Yeah. Weird.

Caramel-Coffee is godtier, of course.

[namestrees]

That does sound pretty good...

[Okay so he's learning that people are willing to talk, but not about weird things happening. Fine. That's still info.]

So everyone just kind of chats on this app about whatever? I saw the kitty lady doing the video with the handcuffs, but then someone else asking for furbies.

[whiteshroud]

[Sorry Lloyd, Jun is not good at directly answering questions.]

Mm, yes. Those sound like typical conversation topics for this app.

[namestrees]

[why is this so hard he is losing his actual mind]

OK so.... what's going on??

[whiteshroud]

What's going on with what, specifically? There's a lot of things going on.

[namestrees]

[sjdjxhd ok maybe it will help him if he actually puts it all down]

I donk know it feels like I'm going crazy??

Like there's cat people and I picked up a little thing and water came pouring out of it and I keep getting these weird feelings and then I ran into a guy who says he used to be dead and knew me but actually he's from another planet and only knows a guy who looks like me??

And then this weirdo site that I've never heard of exists, and some dog park full of weird static people who don't want dogs there? and everyone's acting like all this is normal, but I swear none of this existed last week.

I'm not smart enough for this stuff so I thought I'd ask but that's not really telling me anything either.

1/2

[whiteshroud]

[a pause]

2/2

[whiteshroud]

[Ok, now he'll try to answer seriously]

I'm not sure I can answer all of this, but I'll try.

1) Cat people are real. There's only a few of them though.
2) What kind of weird feelings?
3) Not sure about them being dead, but yeah there are people from other worlds here. We're not sure why they're here.
4) The guy who looks like you might be you from an alternate dimension. Think Into the Spider-verse.
5) This stuff has been going on for a long time, you just didn't notice it before. Most people don't.

And I don't know about the rest.

[namestrees]

[bless u, jun. this is bare bones, but it's at least validation of some kind that he hasn't been in some weird several-day-long hallucination event. Just confirmation of 'actually, yeah, this is real' is helpful. Even if it's coming from a stranger over text on the internet who might just be messing with him.]

Weird feelings like I should know something and I don't. Which is dumb because I haven't forgotten anything.

[Though... another dimension's version of him. That... was kind of what Zelos had implied? He knew some other Lloyd, and clearly had issues with him. Two completely different people with the same name and face in different worlds.... Weird.]

Why now I wonder. If it's been going on for a while...
So theres just.... a lot of people from other dimensions? stuck here?
That's gotta be weird for them, too

[whiteshroud]

Oh, that. That might be coming from memories from another life. Some people get those, myself included.

[So you aren't going crazy Lloyd. Or rather, if you are then you aren't the only one]

Mm, that's right.
And I'm sure it is. I don't know what I'd do if I got stuck in a whole other dimension.

[namestrees]

Why would I get someone elses memories though. or like another version of me?

[HMM. FEELS WEIRD.]

yeah.... I guess it's just like going anywhere else new? You just... do your best to fit in and learn how things work there.

[whiteshroud]

Another version of you, yes. No one knows why it's happening. It just is.

[ITS VERY WEIRD]

I guess so. [He doesn't want to be away from his dad, but that sounds way too childish to admit]

[namestrees]

Do you think they get our memories, too?

[Immediately wondering-- what's the other half of this? Is it both ways? Do they exist simultaneously? There's no answer and he's not clever enough to work one out, so he'd just gonna... wonder.]

I mean it's all anyone can do, right? You just gotta work with what's in front of you right now.

[whiteshroud]

[!]

You know, I never thought about that.

What if they are?

[namestrees]

I guess they'd be just as confused as us..... I dunno why it wouldn't work both ways, though.

[whiteshroud]

You do have a point.

I hope it's not upsetting them. Remembering someone else's life.

[namestrees]

If they even know what's happening. How'd we find out that's what it is? The people from the other worlds?

I don't know how I feel about it yet.

[whiteshroud]

Maybe....or maybe we can try thinking real hard about telling them to send us a message? See if we remember that?

Text; un: antonio

[speaksanimal]

Chocolate because it's always really sweet but not too sweet! But I like it with marshmallows or sprinkles on top too.

There was nothing To See, there are only lies in my inbox

[namestrees]

Classic pick! Can't go wrong with that one!

Marshmallows, though, huh. I don't think I ever thought of that.

Exactly!!

[speaksanimal]

Yeah, it makes you feel like you're eating a frozen hot chocolate!

You should try it, it tastes a lot better than you think!