Text | UN: HelplesslyWeak

[life_ethereal]

WHO: Harumasa and you!
WHERE: Libra Network
WHEN: 1/17
WHAT: There's another newbie on the Libra network! Hopefully he's friendlier.
WARNINGS: None, but will update if it comes up! Please remember to fill out his permission/opt-out post~

Okay, so, I ran all the antivirus programs I've got on my phone and this app keeps coming up clean.
So I guess I'll introduce myself!
Hi, I'm Harumasa, nice to meet everyone, etc.
Don't know why I'm here on this app, but here we are!
Guess I'll do a little bit of an icebreaker or something.
I'm between jobs, I'm a Cancer (crab), and I was born in the year of the rabbit.
Favorite word: sleep!
Favorite color: probably yellow or green!
Fun fact about me is that I'm oh so very delicate and frail! My health is so poor, just the worst. There's never enough sick leave. Woe!

[Even through text he manages to make that sound so fake.]

Even thinking about work gives me SO much fatigue.
Anyway, I got a really, critically important question to ask:
Is it always this cold in the winter?!?!
I feel like just stepping outside is going to make me come down with something!!
My poor, delicate constitution isn't cut out for this....

text: UN:idontcare

[jaxoff]

[A new day, another new soul brought onto the Zodiac app whether they like it or not. UN:idontcare is online flashes up as the fresh meat checks out what has appeared on his phone.]

Oh, fk no.

[Great start to a new person on the app. What's with the censor bar? Who knows! There's no more text for a while, but within five minutes of the comment, a link appears: CLICK ME: I'M A PRESENT.. Go on. Click it. It's a present.

UN:idontcare is online/offline keeps flashing up. Sometimes some code appears on the screen, only to vanish again. It's as if someone is doing their level fucking best to get this app off their phone. After about an hour, he relents.]

Fine, whatever. I'll keep the stupid app. Who knows, maybe I'll get some kicks watching you freaks up close. Seen as I'm stuck here, how about I give you a traditional Zodiac Employee hello:



Don't clamour all at once, I know you're DYING to answer this one :)