UN: Zodiac | Kiss Kiss Fall in Love

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[While it's still winter, February brings some warmth to make the chilly night more bearable. The spirit vein's colors change to vibrant shades of red as the fire element takes hold.. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]


Saori, Goro, and Haku have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy February! To think we've finally made it through the first month of 2024. And already we seem to be starting off rather eventually! First of all, we're aware that the Black Order's new arrival has been rather... vocal, but we'd like to say that while we understand we don't always have the efficient solutions to problems, we at Zodiac find that using a hands-off approach towards the app users proves most beneficial. We understand the Black Order may not always agree with this approach, but truly, there are some things that cannot be controlled.

Second, it seems the crystal tower has not left the city. In fact according to our energy signature readings, it appears that it probably isn't going anywhere anytime soon. We understand there's been some discussions of what to do with the tower, and while we feel this property belongs to the app users as you're the only ones who can access it, we do want to remind you that the apartments at Zodiac Living are rent free and easily the best housing deal you'll find in the city.

Finally, let's address something more fun! Valentine's Day! As many you already know, the most romantic holiday of the year is going to be upon us soon! This is the perfect time of year to ask out your crush, or just tell your friends how much you love them! Enjoy the holiday, and don't forget to buy gifts for you special valentine. Remember, it just has to come from the heart.

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by The Love Hotel. What happens in the Love Hotel, stays in the Love Hotel.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST tomorrow to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

voice; un: noxxed, a day after Teresagate

[sassery]

WHO: Nox and anyone else
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: Post Teresagate
WHAT: FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB
WARNINGS: Swearing, a lot of swearing

[This is the sound of someone turning on the feed because good fucking god this is a wholeass mess.]

Friendly fucking reminder that fight club's around for those who need it. Twice a month, weekends usually, but I'm gonna make an exception and make it three this month. We need it.

Obviously since it's a club, there's rules:

[No one can see it, but Nox lifts a finger for each rule as he says them.]

1. Don't talk about Fight Club outside the app.
2. Don't talk about Fight Club outside the app.
3. You fight until someone taps out. If you keep pushing past that you're not gonna fucking like it when I step in.
4. The warehouse's separated into three parts. Hand to hand, training, and all-out. If you fuck around in another area that you shouldn't be in, you're gonna find out.
5. Just because I call it the "all-out" section doesn't mean you can just up and decide to do collateral. We're still inside the city and I don't want eyes on the place. Got it?

[He huffs, and then continues.]

[NOW FILTERED:]

Place is here. [A location is put here.] Time starts at 2PM, we'll go till 8 usually, sometimes shorter. Depends on how people feel.

[FILTER OFF.

A beat, and then-]

Oh, and Teresa, if you're even paying attention, fuck off.