UN: Zodiac | Kiss Kiss Fall in Love

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[While it's still winter, February brings some warmth to make the chilly night more bearable. The spirit vein's colors change to vibrant shades of red as the fire element takes hold.. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]


Saori, Goro, and Haku have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy February! To think we've finally made it through the first month of 2024. And already we seem to be starting off rather eventually! First of all, we're aware that the Black Order's new arrival has been rather... vocal, but we'd like to say that while we understand we don't always have the efficient solutions to problems, we at Zodiac find that using a hands-off approach towards the app users proves most beneficial. We understand the Black Order may not always agree with this approach, but truly, there are some things that cannot be controlled.

Second, it seems the crystal tower has not left the city. In fact according to our energy signature readings, it appears that it probably isn't going anywhere anytime soon. We understand there's been some discussions of what to do with the tower, and while we feel this property belongs to the app users as you're the only ones who can access it, we do want to remind you that the apartments at Zodiac Living are rent free and easily the best housing deal you'll find in the city.

Finally, let's address something more fun! Valentine's Day! As many you already know, the most romantic holiday of the year is going to be upon us soon! This is the perfect time of year to ask out your crush, or just tell your friends how much you love them! Enjoy the holiday, and don't forget to buy gifts for you special valentine. Remember, it just has to come from the heart.

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by The Love Hotel. What happens in the Love Hotel, stays in the Love Hotel.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST tomorrow to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

text; un: blade

[unreachableside]

[Blade is posting on painkillers.]

- slender
- average height
- blue eyes
- short dark hair
- lab coat
- likes books
- good with a spear
- could kill me if he wanted

text | un: shinope

[killerapp]

you can just say Dan Heng

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

yes we know what dan heng is like, blade

Text | UN: lunae

[heng_like_a_dragon]

[...]

...

They said "what" not "who."

un: nope

[centralfiction]

dan heng

text; un: captainkenway, private

[jackdawvision]

Congratulations, then.

Mate, do me a favor and hang a sock on the cabin door so I know not to come in when you and Dan Heng are busy.

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

Wow. You are down BAD.

un: nope

[centralfiction]

You can say she's a bitch, we all know it.

private | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

you have no fuckin idea man

text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

there's a holiday that celebrates love? that's amazing, I'm going to have to research it right away...
anyway!!! whats this tower???
i wasnt allowed to leave the cottage this month other than to go (supervised) to work, so
ive been kind of grounded hehe

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[poisontippedcure]

And it's a good thing, too. You don't want to risk reopening your wounds.

The Crystal Tower is a structure from my homeworld. It appeared suddenly last month. Thankfully, it appears to lack the ability to travel through time or dimensions this time.

text;

[phoenixwiz]

I have been very busy with school for the entire month that I was not able to visit the new tower when it first appeared in Kaisou. School did got the best of me this time.

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

Oh!! Babe!! Lemmie tell you ALL about V-Day it's adorable and you should so celebrate it. You've TOTES earned it after everything. It's an adorbs little holiday. Also got a lot of chocolate in it.

So much chocolate.

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[thewarriorqueen]

Someone competent enough to actually own up to their mistakes.

text; un: jcarternews

[phoenixwiz]

Hopefully someone who likes books and owls as much as I do and is not a terrible person to be with. Also has the courage to live with the fact that they’re dating a cursed selkie of all people.

[voice] un; tempestdragon

[soulreleaser]

[ tl;dr, wanna make this thing stop beeping at him. ]

My ideal date? What an odd thing to ask.

I suppose the ideal date falls in the time between the summer equinox and the summer solstice! You still have the pleasant chill of the cold time of the year, and yet the heat has not yet become some oppressive as to be unbearable. A day is simply a day however, is it not?

not quite here?

[poisontippedcure]

[In the next room, Rose spits out her water. She's not laughing. She's not.]

[She's just gonna go back to her fanart, thank you very much.]

voice | un: paintedfox

[stripartist]

So some time in spring?

UN: hikari-vi | text

[whiteshroud]

The only date I wish to have this valentine's day is to binge anime and eat one of these:

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Switch "anime" with "mythbusters" and I honestly could not agree more.

un: ecraig | text

[fiddlestick]

Honestly, this year I'll just be happy if I don't get hired to be the violinist at some guy's last ditch attempt to save his relationship with a big romantic proposal.

If anyone is wondering? It does noooot work like in the movies.

[poisontippedcure]

I thought what we'd seen in the gossip chance could not get any worse.

It turns out, it can.

text. un: regina.

[majeste]

I do not know. I have never been on a date before so I cannot really say.

[ hmm... ]

I like reading? And I have a fondness for theatre! And just recently I have found that I enjoy the feeling of wind in my hair. So I suppose anything involving those would be quite enjoyable.

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[poisontippedcure]

You have excellent taste.

All of those sound like a lovely time.

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

PSA from your local witch, tailor, and tarot reader:

just because The Lovers does not show up in your reading

does not mean you are going to break up or that they're cheating on you or what the fuck ever you think it means

*it just means The Lovers didn't show up*

thank you

(also if you seriously think I'm gonna be able to get a custom dress for your girlfriend done in the two weeks we have between now and then I can and will tell you to go fuck yourself)

text; un: livefromkaisou

[honestyandpluck]

Carrying on from a tradition established by previous hosts, this year we’ll be opening up song dedications on my radio show! Serenade your loved one with a song dedicated just for them, starting from February 1 to 29, simply by calling in with your request.

But also, I would like to take this moment to kindly ask that if you want to air out your relationship problems, please do so in therapy and not, you know, in a phone call on a radio show.

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

oh god that sounds nightmarish

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[prunedworlds]

So... the only reason they say it belongs to us is because they can't get, right?

I dunno what i'd want to do on a date though, just hanging out with someone is pretty nice.

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

The ACTUAL magic of a date isn't what you do, in MY amazing opinion. It's who you're doing it with! Make sure you're going with someone you actually want to spend time with and anything can be a good time.

This was your life lesson in Having a Good Time and Not Worrying About It from Mama Zu. YW Kaisou.

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

[ ... Okay, despite all her stress, reading that does make her smile a little. ]

thank you for the life lesson, mama zu. you're absolutely right, it's the person you're with that matters most.