Video | UN: ragingbull

[bullzerk]

WHO: Cassandra (Shadow Labrys) and YOU
WHERE: The Network
WHEN: 10/24
WHAT: Cassandra tries to find any leads on a variety of things
WARNINGS: Swearing for sure; will update as needed

[The feed starts and everyone is greeted by the sight of a young woman. Her outfit is pretty plain, save for a couple of punk accessories like a spiked choker, though the piece that easily stands out the most is her fur collared leather jacket. It's immaculately clean and well-kept and looks custom made. Aside from that, the woman herself looks like she's seen her fair share of scraps and her face has a subtle intensity to it. Once she's sure the feed's running, she smiles, though it comes across as more of a smug grin.]

Sup. Name's Cassandra. Just moved in a couple of days ago. Heard this was a supernatural hotspot and had to check it out for myself. And I gotta say, I was worried this was going to be boring, but damn. You guys are a bunch of freaks, huh? [She chuckles a bit.] I think I'm going to like it here.

Got some questions though. For starters, anybody know about these spirit vein things? And when I say "know about", I don't mean "yeah, I know there's one in the sky." I mean someone who knows a shitload about them. Understand? Great.

I'm also looking for a new set of wheels. I couldn't bring my bike here, so I need a new one pronto. If you're selling one or know of a good place, hit me up.

get the fuck out of my kitchen stronzo

[kowase]

WHO: Vergil + Gilgamesh, + Libra Network
WHERE: Vergil's apartment
WHEN: Late October
WHAT: Gil tries to videoshame Vergil about cooking, Vergil unoreverse-cards him
WARNINGS: Just general shenanigans


[ we've been here before--gil's normal habit of posting things he finds Incredibly Funny on the network--or if you have the man on instagram, he has a habit of posting up things like that, there, too but.

Today you get a video of Vergil stomping around his kitchen, hair half-unkempt, still wet from a recent shower. Fully dressed though, unlike a shirtless Gilgamesh--but that's normal. The man is allergic to shirts. ]

You no what--no. You are not taking a video of me for your Vine, give me that.

[ before gil can start to make his argument, Vergil is grabbing the phone from the man. Directing the camera at what seems to have the man in a knot--his beautiful prestine kitchen is--fine, but there's a pot of boiling water with spaghetti on it on the counter. But. Oh no. ]

You come into my kitchen, you use my ingredients and my kitchenware and you snap the noodles in half? Where did you even get the jarred sauce-- Sono così stanco di te-- I leave you alone for an hour and you commit CRIMES in my general presence. I

[ he's gonna' push the phone back into gil's hands. giving his own hand a very ... odd, pinched together shake as he moves to try to throw the sauce in the garbage. ]

Stop having small pots, Vittore, what do you want from me? [ Gilgamesh protests with a loud, wild laugh--clearly amused by all these antics, despite everything else. The camera turning towards him as he decides to direct his attention to the network--mimicking Vergil's frantic hand-waving. ]

He said he had an appointment and wasn't even supposed to be here right now. What am I to do, STARVE? He's starving me, everyone.

Breaking noodles that are store-bought is not a crime, they have no rights. Surely, you agree with me.

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[youwouldntdownloada]

WHO: Yasuho + Y'ALL LIBRA NETWORKERS
WHERE: Libra Network (or her house if you're feeling Action Spicy)
WHEN: 10/25
WHAT: MA. MA, THERE'S A WEIRD HORSE OUTSIDE (Goodwill Strikes Again!)
WARNINGS: It's just shenanigans here!

[The camera opens to point through a front yard window- and pretty immediately, it's clear why.

That.

Is a Dragon. Kinda boxy looking, largely scaled in thick plated scutes with the almost regal addition of a mane, it sits there looking all the world like this is theirs now.

Yasuho whispers-] ...So this obviously can't be...the...dragon...

[Ah right the prophecies.] ...But it just...showed up at some point, I don't know when- I had a cold most of the weekend so this is the first time actually noticing it there and-

[There is a clatter; on the screen, a post-service worker started approaching the walk, and by the time the clattering becomes rushing out the door, said post-service worker is now eyeing the.....................................dragon,]

...That's an alpaca isn't it? One of those farms have a break out?

Uh...........

Man! They're so much bigger than I thought- soft lookin' too, it alright to pet?

[The camera feed is off. It clicks back on for handfuls of seconds, during which Yasuho seems to still be attempting to convince the post-worker to Please Not Approach (warned about the spitting habits of alpaca and llamas while bits of gold flame spark at the dragon's mouth), and in another clip, struggling to keep the dragon from eating the front yard shrubbery.

When the video is actually on again- phone no doubt balanced on the front window ledge- there is no more shrubbery.]

...I can't sustain this in my front yard!

[That was rude. Ahem. She breathes in-]

...Does anyone have...space...for a... [A look- scales, wings, almost-fire, yep she was right the first time-]

A dragon.

['AOUUURRR.' is the dragon's incredibly helpful and definitely not confusing to any mundane who just heard an alpaca belch impressively, reply.

It also licks the back of her head, for good measure.]