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Sep. 10th, 2023 11:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fiddlestickWHO: Elliot Craig
WHERE: Network, but he's at the Central Perk
WHEN: 9/10
WHAT: Drama Alert
WARNINGS:
I went to the new coffee shop, Central Perk, to do some work, and I think I'm bearing witness to some of the messiest group of people.
- They RESERVED the couches so no one else can sit on them. They aren't holding a meeting, they are just a group of friends hanging out. According to the staff, they do this every day.
- One of them is going through a divorce, apparently his wife was a lesbian. He is not taking it well. His friend suggested he go to a strip club to get over it.
- Another one keeps making jokes. Not the actual funny but the "haha I used edgy humor as a self-defense mechanism". Will not repeat the jokes, they are all inappropriate.
- A woman in a wedding dress ran into the shop. Turns out she knows these people. She ran away from the altar because I guess something about shoes? Or she's a shoe?
- Oh god I think the divorced guy has a thing for the runaway bride? He keeps staring at her.
- Also there's some guy dressed like a pirate with popcorn watching them too, but I think he's one of us.
I'm not sure I'm going to get any work done today.
WHERE: Network, but he's at the Central Perk
WHEN: 9/10
WHAT: Drama Alert
WARNINGS:
I went to the new coffee shop, Central Perk, to do some work, and I think I'm bearing witness to some of the messiest group of people.
- They RESERVED the couches so no one else can sit on them. They aren't holding a meeting, they are just a group of friends hanging out. According to the staff, they do this every day.
- One of them is going through a divorce, apparently his wife was a lesbian. He is not taking it well. His friend suggested he go to a strip club to get over it.
- Another one keeps making jokes. Not the actual funny but the "haha I used edgy humor as a self-defense mechanism". Will not repeat the jokes, they are all inappropriate.
- A woman in a wedding dress ran into the shop. Turns out she knows these people. She ran away from the altar because I guess something about shoes? Or she's a shoe?
- Oh god I think the divorced guy has a thing for the runaway bride? He keeps staring at her.
- Also there's some guy dressed like a pirate with popcorn watching them too, but I think he's one of us.
I'm not sure I'm going to get any work done today.
