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droptheiousWHO: Varian and YOU!
WHERE: Hyrule + Network
WHEN: Mid-August - post-Krusnik event
WHAT: Varian discovers Ultrahand and now that's everyone's problem.
WARNINGS: Varian discovers Ultrahand
[Varian had done as asked and stayed the hell away from everything until the Krusnik threat had been neutralised. Not it has, he's headed to Hyrule and found the Ultrahand mode on his phone and is, frankly, having the time of his life. As is always the case when he's in the spirit realm, he's stuck in his werewolf form as his fuzzy face appears on the screen, utterly delighted.]
There's an AMAZING phenomenon in this latest realm! Has anyone else activated the Ultrahand mode on their phones? It allows anyone who attempts it to fuse items together with this interesting green chemical compound to allow you to engineer new devices exponentially faster than by hand! I'm still trying to work out the chemical structure of the compound- little tricky, I can't get it out of the realm to bring it to my lab- but the experiments I have been running have been fascinating!
[No need to worry, it's not like the last time he did some experiments he blew a hole in the Zodiac building or anything. He turns the camera to some...weird fucking machine he's made with the aforementioned green goop. It honestly looks a little like a crab. If a crab had a cannon on the back of its shell. Ruddiger and his Zigzagoon are sitting nearby, chittering anxiously at this afront to god and man. Varian is undeterred, of course.]
So! This is Hyrule Experiment #45. I haven't got a name for it yet, buuuut, I think I've got it mostly stable now! All I have to do is pull this lever and-
[And the thing fucking explodes. The camera stays on Varian's prone form for a second- he dead?
...And then he immediately pulls himself up, shaking off the smoke from his fur, tail wagging happily. Nevermind, he's fine.]
Amazing!!! Okay, so maybe I need to use a little more stabilisation next time, nothing that can't be fixed! You guys have got to try this!
WHERE: Hyrule + Network
WHEN: Mid-August - post-Krusnik event
WHAT: Varian discovers Ultrahand and now that's everyone's problem.
WARNINGS: Varian discovers Ultrahand
[Varian had done as asked and stayed the hell away from everything until the Krusnik threat had been neutralised. Not it has, he's headed to Hyrule and found the Ultrahand mode on his phone and is, frankly, having the time of his life. As is always the case when he's in the spirit realm, he's stuck in his werewolf form as his fuzzy face appears on the screen, utterly delighted.]
There's an AMAZING phenomenon in this latest realm! Has anyone else activated the Ultrahand mode on their phones? It allows anyone who attempts it to fuse items together with this interesting green chemical compound to allow you to engineer new devices exponentially faster than by hand! I'm still trying to work out the chemical structure of the compound- little tricky, I can't get it out of the realm to bring it to my lab- but the experiments I have been running have been fascinating!
[No need to worry, it's not like the last time he did some experiments he blew a hole in the Zodiac building or anything. He turns the camera to some...weird fucking machine he's made with the aforementioned green goop. It honestly looks a little like a crab. If a crab had a cannon on the back of its shell. Ruddiger and his Zigzagoon are sitting nearby, chittering anxiously at this afront to god and man. Varian is undeterred, of course.]
So! This is Hyrule Experiment #45. I haven't got a name for it yet, buuuut, I think I've got it mostly stable now! All I have to do is pull this lever and-
[And the thing fucking explodes. The camera stays on Varian's prone form for a second- he dead?
...And then he immediately pulls himself up, shaking off the smoke from his fur, tail wagging happily. Nevermind, he's fine.]
Amazing!!! Okay, so maybe I need to use a little more stabilisation next time, nothing that can't be fixed! You guys have got to try this!
