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bebestWHO: Zulius and you!
WHERE: Network/ Entertainment District
WHEN: 7th June
WHAT: Zulius comes home from his Vacay. Is distressed by all the rain
WARNINGS:Nothing right now but it is Zulius so, y'know. Oh god this got so cursed. So NSFW.
[Zulius had a pretty nice vacation on Fire Island. The human illusion necklace Zhongli had procured for him had worked a treat, and even if it hadn't actually changed the centaur situation, it had meant he could have a relatively few days away. He's turned the thing off now he's in the city again (mostly because he plans to give Vergil a fight with it and he doesn't want the guy to be tipped off he has it) and is humming to himself as he trots down the street, trundling his suitcase along behind him, and flipping through his phone, trying to sniff out any gossip he missed out on.
And then the deluge happens. One minute he's having a great time and the next the heavens open and he's drenched. Zulius hates getting wet. He hates it he hates it he hates it. So he lets out a banshee screech as he turns on the video feed. His mohawk is immediately and tragically deflated and he's Big Mad about it.]
Oh my goose, I go away for less than a week and everything goes to hell! What's with all the RAIN?
[He tries to squeeze some of the rain out of his mane and it catches as it crystalises. ]
OW! And what the flunk is it MADE of? How can you make rain WORSE?!!!
WHERE: Network/ Entertainment District
WHEN: 7th June
WHAT: Zulius comes home from his Vacay. Is distressed by all the rain
WARNINGS:
[Zulius had a pretty nice vacation on Fire Island. The human illusion necklace Zhongli had procured for him had worked a treat, and even if it hadn't actually changed the centaur situation, it had meant he could have a relatively few days away. He's turned the thing off now he's in the city again (mostly because he plans to give Vergil a fight with it and he doesn't want the guy to be tipped off he has it) and is humming to himself as he trots down the street, trundling his suitcase along behind him, and flipping through his phone, trying to sniff out any gossip he missed out on.
And then the deluge happens. One minute he's having a great time and the next the heavens open and he's drenched. Zulius hates getting wet. He hates it he hates it he hates it. So he lets out a banshee screech as he turns on the video feed. His mohawk is immediately and tragically deflated and he's Big Mad about it.]
Oh my goose, I go away for less than a week and everything goes to hell! What's with all the RAIN?
[He tries to squeeze some of the rain out of his mane and it catches as it crystalises. ]
OW! And what the flunk is it MADE of? How can you make rain WORSE?!!!
