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Video: UN: hotgoss
WHO: Zulius and you!
WHERE: Network/ Entertainment District
WHEN: 7th June
WHAT: Zulius comes home from his Vacay. Is distressed by all the rain
WARNINGS:Nothing right now but it is Zulius so, y'know. Oh god this got so cursed. So NSFW.
[Zulius had a pretty nice vacation on Fire Island. The human illusion necklace Zhongli had procured for him had worked a treat, and even if it hadn't actually changed the centaur situation, it had meant he could have a relatively few days away. He's turned the thing off now he's in the city again (mostly because he plans to give Vergil a fight with it and he doesn't want the guy to be tipped off he has it) and is humming to himself as he trots down the street, trundling his suitcase along behind him, and flipping through his phone, trying to sniff out any gossip he missed out on.
And then the deluge happens. One minute he's having a great time and the next the heavens open and he's drenched. Zulius hates getting wet. He hates it he hates it he hates it. So he lets out a banshee screech as he turns on the video feed. His mohawk is immediately and tragically deflated and he's Big Mad about it.]
Oh my goose, I go away for less than a week and everything goes to hell! What's with all the RAIN?
[He tries to squeeze some of the rain out of his mane and it catches as it crystalises. ]
OW! And what the flunk is it MADE of? How can you make rain WORSE?!!!
WHERE: Network/ Entertainment District
WHEN: 7th June
WHAT: Zulius comes home from his Vacay. Is distressed by all the rain
WARNINGS:
[Zulius had a pretty nice vacation on Fire Island. The human illusion necklace Zhongli had procured for him had worked a treat, and even if it hadn't actually changed the centaur situation, it had meant he could have a relatively few days away. He's turned the thing off now he's in the city again (mostly because he plans to give Vergil a fight with it and he doesn't want the guy to be tipped off he has it) and is humming to himself as he trots down the street, trundling his suitcase along behind him, and flipping through his phone, trying to sniff out any gossip he missed out on.
And then the deluge happens. One minute he's having a great time and the next the heavens open and he's drenched. Zulius hates getting wet. He hates it he hates it he hates it. So he lets out a banshee screech as he turns on the video feed. His mohawk is immediately and tragically deflated and he's Big Mad about it.]
Oh my goose, I go away for less than a week and everything goes to hell! What's with all the RAIN?
[He tries to squeeze some of the rain out of his mane and it catches as it crystalises. ]
OW! And what the flunk is it MADE of? How can you make rain WORSE?!!!

Video | un: ecraig
I don't know! Maybe it's made of KARMA, Zulius!
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Oh. Wait.
Yeah.
That. ]
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, El. Soooo I'm sensing just a tiny bit of hostility here.
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Why would I be hostile Zulius? You only slept with my dad and baked me a cake to tell me in frosting!
not here...?
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[That's. Not the point. ]
I figured it was a way less awkward way to break that to you.
[And then he fucked off on vacation and ignored his phone for the better part of a week. ]
I did say I was sorry.
[On. The cake. ]
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[Elliot is just going to upload the picture of THE CAKE:]
You thought THIS being delivered to my door was the least awkward way for me to find out?!
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voice | UN thorn
Keep up the good work.
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I mean, I was going on vacay so kinda? Yeah? Is there any non-awkward way of telling someone that you slept with their dad?
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[in the background]
I'm surprised no one called the cops, honestly.
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in the background
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in the background
NOT HERE
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still in the background, but,
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YOU GOT SOME AND MADE CAKE ABOUT IT AND I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT ANY OF IT?!
[ THE BETRAYAL?? ]
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semi-here
semi-here
also semi-here
un: silverrose; private
[sorry elliot]
Not sure if you're hiring, but I referred someone to you. Ritsuka Fujimaru, she's a friend of Nagiko's. I thought you'd be a little better equipped than me to do something with regards to employment, so if you could keep an eye out I'd be grateful.
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I'm always hiring if app users need a job. Not gonna turn anyone away who needs it, y'know? We're all in the same boat.
[As much as he likes to pretend he's just a fun-loving gossip hound, he doesn't want anyone here to suffer if he can help. He's making a mental note of that name.]
Sure, I'll keep an eye out if they drop by. They a friend of yours, too?
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Sort of? I'd never met her before now, but you could say we're in similar situations. It's not really my unholy mess to explain, even if I could.
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Yeesh, sounds complicated. Like we don't have enough unholy messes to deal with here. Speaking of seen as Elliot's still yelling: seriously what is with the RAIN?
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Voice: Un: Opera_Ghost
[He's small, and he doesn't want to find out how easy it would be for him to be entirely engulfed in that.]
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[Oh, but!!! He's not going to announce to the network where Moxxie lives, but:]
Hey, I'll come by and see you. Do have SOME good news at least.
[He's just coming by and seeing Moxxie in their own home. That's all. ]
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[He's fully capable of playing along, as well.]
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[Look at them, MASTERS of deception!! They could fool ANYONE. Zulius peers out from his little hidey hole as the rain blissfully stops. He is absolutely not going outside while this shit is going on. He squeezes out some more crystallisation from his mane, before taking a deep breath and diving out into the street. He's gonna trot as fast as he can home, dragging his suitcase behind him. Thankfully he gets to The Vogue building before another microburst hits- heading off upstairs to the apartment. ]
Ugh, gross- so so gross, so wet. Ewwwww, it's gonna be stuck in my mane forEVerrrrr.
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[Knowing what they'd discussed before Zulius left, and knowing Zulius has good news, Moxxie's particularly excited to see him...and then he notices how soaking wet with crystalized water Zulius is. He turns, rushing off again, before coming back with a towel.]
Here. You look like you need this.
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