dolcetto o scherzetto; ota

[prontissimo]

WHO: Alberto and Luca, any other kids, and any grownup halloweeners!
WHERE: Around town, downtown shops and residential areas
WHEN: Halloween night 🎃
WHAT: TRICK-OR-TREATING, give us kendy :V
WARNINGS: tutto bene! 👌

( Something seems fishy... )

UN: Zodiac | Never ending Night

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: November 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[As been noted by most people, the sun has failed to rise at all in the sky. The city has been trapped in an everlasting night. As the month shifts, the Spirit vein turns to hues of purple and black, making the night seem even darker as the shadows grow deeper. If things weren't unsettling enough, a few unlucky souls on either the high school or college campus might catch sight of a combat drone floating through the darkness as they managed to get out of their storage rooms. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]


Hu, Yuri, Anna, Yusuke, and Aziraphale have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Zidane, Nana, Asriel, Eda, Hol, and Suzi have left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

We are aware of the situation with the sun and we are currently investigating the cause. Please standby for further updates.

In the meantime, we request that you keep your eyes peeled for Professor Willow. Gray hair, brown eyes, 6'0" - he was last seen October 14th leaving the Zodiac office. Any information that you provide would be appreciated.

Due to demand, there is a shortage of sunlamps, but we can offer a complimentary supply of new supplement Scorpio! Scorpio is made from our special formula that's clinically tested to give people 3x their daily required vitamins and minerals, a boost of energy, and a luminescent glow. Even better, these supplements have not been flagged for FDA evaluation. Now available in pill or energy drink form!



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Nana, Asriel, Eda, Hol Horse, and Suzi will be in the city but have no memory of the app. Zidane and Asriel will be nowhere to be found.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. Anyone willing to take the supplements...well expect some glowing and some severe energy roller coaster issues for a few hours. Also probably not good for you either.]