UN: Zodiac | Never ending Night

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: November 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[As been noted by most people, the sun has failed to rise at all in the sky. The city has been trapped in an everlasting night. As the month shifts, the Spirit vein turns to hues of purple and black, making the night seem even darker as the shadows grow deeper. If things weren't unsettling enough, a few unlucky souls on either the high school or college campus might catch sight of a combat drone floating through the darkness as they managed to get out of their storage rooms. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]


Hu, Yuri, Anna, Yusuke, and Aziraphale have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Zidane, Nana, Asriel, Eda, Hol, and Suzi have left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

We are aware of the situation with the sun and we are currently investigating the cause. Please standby for further updates.

In the meantime, we request that you keep your eyes peeled for Professor Willow. Gray hair, brown eyes, 6'0" - he was last seen October 14th leaving the Zodiac office. Any information that you provide would be appreciated.

Due to demand, there is a shortage of sunlamps, but we can offer a complimentary supply of new supplement Scorpio! Scorpio is made from our special formula that's clinically tested to give people 3x their daily required vitamins and minerals, a boost of energy, and a luminescent glow. Even better, these supplements have not been flagged for FDA evaluation. Now available in pill or energy drink form!



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Nana, Asriel, Eda, Hol Horse, and Suzi will be in the city but have no memory of the app. Zidane and Asriel will be nowhere to be found.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. Anyone willing to take the supplements...well expect some glowing and some severe energy roller coaster issues for a few hours. Also probably not good for you either.]

Comments

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Oh, hell no.

'Here, drink this, I swear it's vitamins', are you out of your goddamn minds?

un: ecraig

[fiddlestick]

No kidding.

In case there's any kids reading who are considering, do NOT take them up on the supplements.

un: why

[missingache]

You do not want to watch streamers and any youtube videos then... some of those sponsors on those make the same claims.

un : 007Nanny

[serpentinthegarden]

If they haven't been flagged for FDA evaluation then its probably because the FDA has never even heard of them.

Do I have to say that its a bad idea to take strange drugs from people or will that just make you all rush to sign up for them?

un: ecraig

[fiddlestick]

You're probably completely right about that. Whatever makes them glow CAN'T be a normal ingredient.

text; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

i'm going to eat it

un: ecraig

[fiddlestick]

NO!!!

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

WHY

un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

Please don't.

voice | un: fashonti

[thaumewturge]

[A sigh.]

If you're going to insist on taking what I can only assume to be archon bread in tonic form blended with a carbuncle's aether, please make sure a healer is on hand?

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

If you're gonna eat it, at least let me be there to take notes on the results.

And get you to hospital later.

un: will_solace

[arrowtotheheal]

Dude. You're going to be the reason I have to keep a stomach pump and activated charcoal on hand in my apartment, aren't you?

[poisontippedcure]

If you do, and it goes south, I’ll keep you alive.

I can’t guarantee I’ll do anything to dull the pain, though.

text | un: paintedfox

[stripartist]

I am repeating what others have said already but: do not take the free supplements. I can attest to how bad an idea that would be.

un: hierophantcherry

[kokaiwanai]

Ugh, hard pass on those supplements

THOSE ARE OBVIOUSLY INCREDIBLY UNSAFE????

text | un:hyenahidin

[laughwithme]

yeaaaaaaaah if you want me to take your weird vitamins you gotta pay me

un: reallyfarflung

[areyuuserious]

I'd ask "how stupid do they think we are" but on second thought I don't actually want that answer.

UN: ZW🌹

[wilder]

[....]

I'll pay $500 to anyone who takes the supplements and sees what happens.

18+ folks only.

un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

can i still get the $500 if i planned on doing it for free?

also do you have healing spells?

asking for completely unrelated reasons

un: noxxed

[sassery]

first its merch
now its making people turn into a fucking glowstick
id say this is a new low but
i mean
kinda hard when the bar cant even unbury itself from the ground
do they even hear themselves sometimes

[drewthetower]

so do you think they've gotten so bad not even hell wants them yet or do they have another month or two before that?

video; un: RazaFive

[brightspot]

[She's sporting blue hair instead of her usual green today because she's been testing out her new shapeshifting ability and hair seems the safest way to do that.]

I'd ask them if Professor Willow was part of the "clinical testing" of those vitamins before he disappeared, except obviously we know by now they don't answer our questions.

So... Anyone else have any guesses as to how likely that is?

voice

[laughwithme]

Eh, either he took 'em or he's responsible for 'em.

un: will_solace

[arrowtotheheal]

PSA: Yes, don't take the supplements as everyone else here has said. Not just because it's from a shady business that didn't even bother to get FDA approval, but it's also extremely unhelpful to your body to get more than the daily recommended amount of vitamins and minerals.

Most organic, living bodies don't store them away for later. Any excess typically gets flushed down the toilet as it's filtered out of your system. However, if you managed to consume a very high amount of vitamins and/or minerals, it becomes highly toxic.

The more you know!

un: floresdemayo

[senorita_perfecta]

Yikes! I didn’t know that these supplements can be this dangerous until now. Thanks for the heads up, Will. I’m not looking forward to buying and using Libra’s supplements already.

un: chargebolt

[twomillionvolts]

I'm like, intensely stupid ʅ(°_°)ʃ but who would ever just try some shady pills by shady app people? Especially if they make you glow!? There's vitamin D stuff in the pharmacy, my dudes.

I did go as a devil for Halloween tho! < link >

un: cremebrulee

[temptationaccomplished]

Goodness. Is this application always so chatty?

un: noxxed

[sassery]

its usually busy yeah
on and off
depends on whos posting and whats going on
but when zodiac makes an announcement everyone gets on their ass

[poisontippedcure]

Two weeks ago you conspired to get me kidnapped to a tree, where I was nearly eaten by demons.

And now you think I’ll willingly eat or drink anything you give me? You must be joking.

[thavnairian]

i don't think zodiac was behind the kidnappings

i mean if they were i sure did kill a lot of demons they hired

but those demons were from nox's world, not zodiac

un; spacekid

[schrodingersghost]

Currently investigating the cause. Wow, that makes feel so much better about all of this.

Please tell me no one is actually taking those vitamins.

un: floresdemayo

[senorita_perfecta]

Not me, Danny. I’m not bought into the idea that the vitamins or supplements (whatever you wish to call them by) will help out, especially with Libra’s involvement.

text; un: floresdemayo

[senorita_perfecta]

How are these ‘supplements’ going to help us during these sunless times? Did you even tested them before announcing them? Please tell me something already, Libra.

It is one thing that you were negligent enough to let my Tío be kidnapped and be held captive by a tree but I’m also having a hard time trying to make sure that the plants at the flower shop I’m working at won’t die from not having enough sunlight.

text; un: why

[missingache]

I don't think any supplements help since they're all mostly fillers.

If you got the tech know-how, you could probably make some DIY sunlamps since they're out.