kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-10-31 10:55 pm

UN: Zodiac | Never ending Night

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: November 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[As been noted by most people, the sun has failed to rise at all in the sky. The city has been trapped in an everlasting night. As the month shifts, the Spirit vein turns to hues of purple and black, making the night seem even darker as the shadows grow deeper. If things weren't unsettling enough, a few unlucky souls on either the high school or college campus might catch sight of a combat drone floating through the darkness as they managed to get out of their storage rooms. As usual, the blaring alert sound that comes with a new Zodiac post. As usual, the alert will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will take over your phone until you read and comment to the message.]

Hu Tao Yuri Anna Yusuke Aziraphale
Hu, Yuri, Anna, Yusuke, and Aziraphale have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Zidane Nana Asriel Eda Hol Horse Suzi
Zidane, Nana, Asriel, Eda, Hol, and Suzi have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello! Thank you for using the Libra App!

We are aware of the situation with the sun and we are currently investigating the cause. Please standby for further updates.

In the meantime, we request that you keep your eyes peeled for Professor Willow. Gray hair, brown eyes, 6'0" - he was last seen October 14th leaving the Zodiac office. Any information that you provide would be appreciated.

Due to demand, there is a shortage of sunlamps, but we can offer a complimentary supply of new supplement Scorpio! Scorpio is made from our special formula that's clinically tested to give people 3x their daily required vitamins and minerals, a boost of energy, and a luminescent glow. Even better, these supplements have not been flagged for FDA evaluation. Now available in pill or energy drink form!



This post has been sponsored by Deer Delectables! Now serving squid ink pasta, try it today!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Nana, Asriel, Eda, Hol Horse, and Suzi will be in the city but have no memory of the app. Zidane and Asriel will be nowhere to be found.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. Anyone willing to take the supplements...well expect some glowing and some severe energy roller coaster issues for a few hours. Also probably not good for you either.]
senorita_perfecta: (Aside Glance)

[personal profile] senorita_perfecta 2022-11-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it sounds pretty weird with how it is worded when I first read it. I really don’t want to risk looking like a lit up light bulb for the rest of the month from using those vitamins.
schrodingersghost: (Fenton -Sad3)

[personal profile] schrodingersghost 2022-11-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm already lit up like a nightlight in the dark. I really don't want to find out what would happen if I took anything that increased that.
senorita_perfecta: (In Shock)

[personal profile] senorita_perfecta 2022-11-03 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh dear, that is a terrifying prospect to witness. I can’t imagine what sort of ingredients they must have thrown into those things that could increase the glowing even more.

(Isa has begun to question the way Libra is making and testing supplements and it is not looking great.)
schrodingersghost: (fenton)

[personal profile] schrodingersghost 2022-11-04 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know for sure it would do that. But it kind of seems like a bad idea to test it.

senorita_perfecta: (Nervous)

[personal profile] senorita_perfecta 2022-11-05 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, that would be a terrible idea to test it on anyone or anything.
schrodingersghost: (Fenton - Anxious)

[personal profile] schrodingersghost 2022-11-05 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Also it is just me, or are they spending a lot of these posts pushing their merchandise on us?
senorita_perfecta: (Confused)

[personal profile] senorita_perfecta 2022-11-05 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Good question, Danny. They seem to be very eager to push the merchandise at us quite often. I don’t see it happening to anyone else who’s not in the know of what’s really happening or has the app.

Who knows what other items they might shove onto us next? Especially with the holidays inching ever closer.
schrodingersghost: (Fenton -Sad3)

[personal profile] schrodingersghost 2022-11-05 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, don't remind me. That's going to be a great birthday present.
senorita_perfecta: (Conversation)

[personal profile] senorita_perfecta 2022-11-05 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you're having a birthday coming right around corner. When it is going to be at?
schrodingersghost: (fenton)

[personal profile] schrodingersghost 2022-11-06 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, its December 20. But it usually just gets rolled up into all the Christmas stuff.
senorita_perfecta: (Miracle at Work)

[personal profile] senorita_perfecta 2022-11-06 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah I see, it’s right in the middle of the Christmas season. That sounds like a two in one situation of having a birthday so close to a major holiday. I don’t know that many people who have birthdays near or on major holidays in my world.
schrodingersghost: (Fenton - Looking Up)

[personal profile] schrodingersghost 2022-11-06 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah... its kind of annoying to be honest. I've never really celebrated it separate from the holidays, since its so close. But that's what I get for having a birthday so close to Christmas.
senorita_perfecta: (Confused)

[personal profile] senorita_perfecta 2022-11-06 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my, that must be pretty rough to deal with those two dates being so close to each other, Danny. I can’t imagine having to juggle both birthday and holiday celebrations at the same time.
schrodingersghost: (Fenton - Looking Up)

[personal profile] schrodingersghost 2022-11-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Danny waves it off.]

Its not really that big of a deal. Its usually just dinner with my parents anyway. And I've never really been that big of a fan of the holidays.