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UN: coffeelvr4ever
Apr. 16th, 2022 08:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robopriestWHO: Hansa Cervantes...and YOU
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: April 16th
WHAT: WHO INVITED THIS PRIEST ON HERE
WARNINGS: Hansa being Hansa much to everyone's misfortune. (none)
[Hello, people of Libra. Are you prepared for what is to happen here? No, you're not. You're absolutely not. Anyone else would question the new app on their phones. Hansa, however.....well. He sees an opportunity to relieve boredom when he sees one.]
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* HELLO GOOD PEOPLE OF KAISOU ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
This is everyone's favorite local priest Father Hansa Cervantes at your service. You may recognize me by my striking looks and handsome eyepatch. 🧐 (pretend this is an eyepatch emoji) I do not know what this app is about, but I will take the chance to say that I have noticed that we have had a dwindling of people who have come to confession over the last several months, so I have promptly decided to change things up and bring the confessions and salvation of your souls....TO YOU, regardless if you're religious or not. Here's what you can do to relieve yourself of the burden of your terrible deeds:
- confess one sin over the network to me
- beat my score on the latest level of Candy Crush (it is level 230, my score is 10,345) (must provide screenshot)
- make me a nice cup of coffee (if you make me a bad cup i will actually dock this as a sin against you)
If you do all these three things I will throw in absolution of one sin FOR FREE ON TOP OF THREE. So what are you waiting for????
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WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: April 16th
WHAT: WHO INVITED THIS PRIEST ON HERE
WARNINGS: Hansa being Hansa much to everyone's misfortune. (none)
[Hello, people of Libra. Are you prepared for what is to happen here? No, you're not. You're absolutely not. Anyone else would question the new app on their phones. Hansa, however.....well. He sees an opportunity to relieve boredom when he sees one.]
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* HELLO GOOD PEOPLE OF KAISOU ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
This is everyone's favorite local priest Father Hansa Cervantes at your service. You may recognize me by my striking looks and handsome eyepatch. 🧐 (pretend this is an eyepatch emoji) I do not know what this app is about, but I will take the chance to say that I have noticed that we have had a dwindling of people who have come to confession over the last several months, so I have promptly decided to change things up and bring the confessions and salvation of your souls....TO YOU, regardless if you're religious or not. Here's what you can do to relieve yourself of the burden of your terrible deeds:
- confess one sin over the network to me
- beat my score on the latest level of Candy Crush (it is level 230, my score is 10,345) (must provide screenshot)
- make me a nice cup of coffee (if you make me a bad cup i will actually dock this as a sin against you)
If you do all these three things I will throw in absolution of one sin FOR FREE ON TOP OF THREE. So what are you waiting for????
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
