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inutilis[ sometime within the first week or so of April, the Libra app comes alive with a message from the Nightroads a little after dinnertime; Abel and Jun are doing their part as conscious-minded members of society and warning the network at large of a most perilous danger.
and its name? its name is-- ]
FURBY
[ the text is sent at the largest font size imaginable, which I will not do because it would be obnoxious but please use your imagination thank you for your service, ]
I ADVISE ANYONE WITH A PULSE TO BE IMMEDIATELY AND DESPERATELY AWARE OF A DIRE THREAT GROWING WITHIN OUR MIDSTS. THERE ARE CURSED OBJECTS AMONG US WITH IMMENSE AND UNFATHOMABLE POWER. THEY CAN RE-WRITE HISTORY. THEY CAN LOOK INTO THE EYES OF YOUR FLESH VESSEL AND SEE YOUR IMMINENT DEMISE. THEY CAN SING THE SONG OF OBLIVION. THEY CAN GIVE YOU WEIRD SUPER STRENGTH AND ALLOW YOU TO LIFT BUSES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS AND POSSIBLY YODEL, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY MAKE YOU ITCHY? THE LIST IS PROBABLY REALLY LONG AND EXTREMELY WORRISOME, THOUGH
BUT THEY CAN DEFINITELY EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
SHOULD YOU SEE ONE OF THESE OBJECTS, PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE. IF YOU LOCK EYES WITH IT, YOU'RE ALREADY FINISHED. I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE EVERYONE UPDATE YOUR WILLS AND ENSURE YOU HAVE MADE ARRANGEMENTS FOR ANY UNTIMELY PASSINGS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
[ ah good, perfect! that wasn't alarmist at all. anyway, back to eating pizza,
on an ooc note: Abel may have rambled this entire post out without letting Jun proofread it first. replies may come from one or both of them! ]
and its name? its name is-- ]
FURBY
[ the text is sent at the largest font size imaginable, which I will not do because it would be obnoxious but please use your imagination thank you for your service, ]
I ADVISE ANYONE WITH A PULSE TO BE IMMEDIATELY AND DESPERATELY AWARE OF A DIRE THREAT GROWING WITHIN OUR MIDSTS. THERE ARE CURSED OBJECTS AMONG US WITH IMMENSE AND UNFATHOMABLE POWER. THEY CAN RE-WRITE HISTORY. THEY CAN LOOK INTO THE EYES OF YOUR FLESH VESSEL AND SEE YOUR IMMINENT DEMISE. THEY CAN SING THE SONG OF OBLIVION. THEY CAN GIVE YOU WEIRD SUPER STRENGTH AND ALLOW YOU TO LIFT BUSES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS AND POSSIBLY YODEL, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY MAKE YOU ITCHY? THE LIST IS PROBABLY REALLY LONG AND EXTREMELY WORRISOME, THOUGH
BUT THEY CAN DEFINITELY EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
SHOULD YOU SEE ONE OF THESE OBJECTS, PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE. IF YOU LOCK EYES WITH IT, YOU'RE ALREADY FINISHED. I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE EVERYONE UPDATE YOUR WILLS AND ENSURE YOU HAVE MADE ARRANGEMENTS FOR ANY UNTIMELY PASSINGS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
[ ah good, perfect! that wasn't alarmist at all. anyway, back to eating pizza,
on an ooc note: Abel may have rambled this entire post out without letting Jun proofread it first. replies may come from one or both of them! ]
