Video | UN: Songbird

[welcometomyworld]

WHO: Robin and YOU!
WHERE: Network (Gemini)
WHEN: Mid-September
WHAT: Robin introduces herself.
WARNINGS: None, Robin is a good bean.

[The video opens to the newest Zodiac worker. She is smiling. To anyone who follows contemporary music, she probably looks very familiar.]

Hello, everyone. My name is Robin. I bet some of you probably know who I am already.

[She chuckles.]

I've come here to help with Zodiac. I've heard that a lot of app users don't trust Zodiac, and I can't blame you. But I promise to do my best while I'm here to help make your city better. I know that many of you are still recovering from your confrontation with the Black Order, so please, if there's anything I can do, let me know.

I'm really happy to be here, Kaisou. And I'm looking forward to getting to know everyone here.

Video | un: absolutenumber

[mediocrites]

WHO: Dr. Ratio
WHERE: Gemini network
WHEN: Now
WHAT: Discussing the existence of cake hounds and their implications
WARNINGS: may contain discussion of creepy mad scientist activities


[Ratio is looking into the camera with a grave expression on his face.]

Many of you are likely familiar with cat cakes, by this point; I understand they make popular pets. They originated in the same place that my past life came from, an experiment created on a space station by a woman with alarming ambitions and no particular morals to speak of. There were two forms of "snack life" which came from her experimentation: the cat cakes, and a sort of animate dumpling.

[He pans the camera down now, dramatically, to show...a creature that looks like a slice of cake, if a slice of cake was a dog. It wags its frosting tail and pants happily at him, strawberry ears perked up.

The camera moves back up to show Ratio's grim face again.]

These were not among the creations that lived on Herta Space Station. I dearly hope that someone else can inform me that they come from a different experiment, a later point in time, and were found in that other world all the same; because if not...she may be here.

[And that's a terrifying thought.]

Over the airwaves to youuuuu

[lowestclass]

WHO: Jinwoo, Shadow Household, and Gemini Network
WHERE: His House + Gemini
WHEN: Sept. 18th
WHAT: Jinwoo gets a weird new power and, Loot Goblin that he is, he's immediately abusing it.
WARNINGS: Sillyness.


a. //__ it's fine Stone can eat it all . --> Open to Shadow Family Household

[ it's probably something unfortunate that lapis and husk will walk in on. Jinwoo, quiet and overly polite man that he is, grinning like a goblin ...

... with literal dozens of items littered around him. Takeout bags from shops like Subway and Taco Bell, Bed Bath and Beyond, some boxes with a certain logo on it...

And as either Lapis or Husk walk in, they'll see him playing with what looks like a flickering -- computer? UI Screen? In thin air. It's hard to see--like they can only see it fully from the corner of their eye, looking directly at it makes it disappear. ...As he suddenly puts a hand over it and pulls out a cup of Bubble tea with a loud laugh.

This is fine. ]

b. //__ my superpower is ama*on.co.kr . --> Open on GEMINI App


Ok listen I'm not crazy and I've been testing it all day but I think fr I have a new superpower that lets me use doordash and stuff out of thin air

i have to put real money into it but it pops out stuff like food and stuff from stores and there's even a menu for like
fantasy rpg stuff like weapons and healing potions?

this is so unreal this is the weirdest skill ive ever seen but its *amazing*