UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: August 19th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of August. The Unyielding has been defeated, and now the future of the Black Order is left uncertain. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Gilbert, Portgas, Vex'ahlia, Percival, and Sabo have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Navia, Ai and Arno have left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Christ on a cracker, you crazy fucks actually did it.

Never really thought I'd see a day where the Black Order was gone. Not even sure what that even MEANS, going forward. But. Damn.

The rest of my department is also in shock, so I'm going to take the chance to take the day off early. Bye.



This post is sponsored by Gacha Goodwill. Helping you commune with the stars.

[As of now ICly, the Unyielding have been defeated! Don't worry if the thread hasn't finished, we are still backtagging forever!

The Black Order ally NPCs will also be able to view this post and comment if they wish!

Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

OOCH, ACH, IRON! (NETWORK + CLOSED ACTION)

[youwouldntdownloada]

WHO: Yasuho and Gemini! (and Bailey, and Faye, and Noah...)
WHERE: Gemini + Yasuho's House + Hyrule
WHEN: Aug 19 (Gemini), Aug 20 (Remainder)
WHAT: Oops! IRON FLAW! Also, Korok Hunting
WARNINGS: None at the moment.

NETWORK: MUSICOLOGYMINOR - VIDEO

[The camera turns on courtesy of a certain pink Stand, and it's not hard to see why; wherever Yasuho is (probably her bed, honestly), she is...A deer? Kirin-fae, technically.

But that's basically just a really weird reindeer and oh hey, she's talking-]

oh you put it on video...thanks... Km-hm!

[A cough.]

So I am...replacing all of my silverware...as it is now apparently something I'm allergic to. Severely... We think it's the iron?

[She dares any of you to make a comment, she dares it, she-]

I need suggestions for silverware replacements that don't have any iron please. ...or Silver, actually, but that's more because of the food...

[Don't use sterling silver with tomatoes kids.]

CLOSED - 2/3s of these are for posterity really

[YASUHO'S HOUSE]

[Yasuho's house, tiny home that it is, isn't really made for hosting guests- but, where there's a will there's a way, and for all that the recent disaster of all of her goddamn dishes has been a thing, she's looking forward to today!

It does mean that anyone coming over better be bringing take-out though.

As it is- Yasuho greets people as they come at the slide-open front door, and from there it's time to pick a spot on the couch before digging in to eat over a kirin's crash course in 'HYRULE-101'; Shrines, Horses, and funky little wood guys who give you magic pockets. Chances are high that the ghost cats will quickly join in. Chances are also high for ghost cat hair getting in the take-out.

(Tragically, this won't change after relocating to the roof-top deck either. They're ghost cats after all. Worse, the outside is the domain of various birds that Glam the Honchkrow has taken under wing, so now food might get stolen. Maybe stay inside.)

No one's staying here long, but it's going to be fun while it lasts! Just, maybe get the Hyrule Questions out of the way before they actually Leave.]

[HYRULE - KOROK CHASE TIME]

[Once everyone's ready to get down to business, Yasuho reveals the part of the hang-out that explains why they all picked her house for this. Namely, the back door that goes...nowhere. It goes to a chalkboard. Which she draws a circle on, scowls at, and then redraws a few times until the gate goes where she wants.

Welcome everyone, to Hyrule. Watch your step through the door.

Whether by horse, horrible zonai car, or even Yasuho's dragon, everyone's going to be getting to the Hebra Region for a promised afternoon of KOROK CHASING. ...Location possibly chosen because everyone misses snow. As Yasuho has explained...there's a lotta ways to find the little guys though. So really their best shot is to just strand themselves in the mountains and do their best.

There's koroks with giant packs on their backs, who need to somehow get from point A to B- preferrably without rockets, but since when has that stopped anyone.

There's koroks who want them to shoot balloons. There's koroks who want them to race through rings. There's koroks who want them to shoot balloons, AND race through rings, without touching the ground even!

....Or maybe they can just. Accidentally nudge a rock into a pattern and get jump-scared by a laughing root child. That might also happen.]

[HYRULE - AFTERMATH]

[It is now.............late. However they did it, Koroks were found. Seeds were given. Shrines possibly unlocked so that they can just, warp here for sledding one day maybe, those races were kinda fun.

With the spoils of 'war' under everyone's belt, it's time to relax- and luckily, Yasuho has the perfect suggestion for that.

Hot. Springs.

Really the place is more of a 'hot lake', but that just makes it really easy for her to plunk her teapot down ('Isn't that supposed to be a safehouse?' '....'), and give everyone some way to easily have a nice hot soak without dreading the part where they get back out into the freezing cold. Instead they can hop out and into a nice warm house for a bit!

Ahhh....hot springs...]