text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

WHO: Varian and YOU!
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: 22nd June
WHAT: Varian got an emoji curse from his bestie. Fuck that guy.
WARNINGS: A lot of emojis.

🥺Guys, something weird 🤔 is happening to me! 🩺

[There's a short pause. People who know Varian even briefly would know he does not text with emojis. He is a small victorian child and even if he's lived in these modern times for over two years now, his distance of emojis remains pretty clear.

😲 NO!!!!!! It's happening here too??🤬😵 .

😤 Whenever I speak, these stupid emojis 😠 keep floating around my head in the LEAST sensical way possible!🤯 I HATE these things!😡🔪😒

😔 I'm guessing this is Kaisou 🌃 nonsense again- if anyone has dealt with this before and knows hot to fix it 🪛 , I'd REALLY appreciate it.

Otherwise I'm just gonna stop communicating at all until it's stopped 😑 😕 🤐

7; video; un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

WHO: Takame and you
WHERE: Gemini Network
WHEN: 6/23 happy birthday sonic
WHAT: Prophecy!!
WARNINGS: August’s mouth by proxy

[Hey gamers, it’s ya boi Kesi Takame here with the foreboding bullshit of the month. Contrary to that description, as always when he delivers these messages he meets the feed with a bow.]

'Tis Kesi Takame, I pray you are all well. I've come to present you all once more with the prophecies for the next month. [For the uninitiated, Takame seemed normal as always as he pulled out his notes. But those who know him well will note that he’s pausing for a long while indicating that he’s a little uneasy.]

Three of Pentacles, reversed. I am told this represents, quote: "Conflicts, lack of teamwork, and people fucking shit up because of their egos".

[The only time he says the fuck word is when quoting directly… or when chasing moogles down but shh.]

The colors red, white and blue. No further context, though during the early parts of July, does this realm not post those colors rather openly? [Half spoken idly to himself, that’s how you know he’s trying not to be so military report about the prophecies.

The tone did shift greatly though with the next thing he shared.]

… A guillotine. No further context. And a sluice gate, again, no further context. [Which explained the subtle unease if the card didn’t already. But this is the part where it gets weird.]

… Squares? "Upon squares upon squares?" And strangely enough… Veldora. He was wearing an outfit that appeared similar to one of the books that he and Rose read… Bishoujo Senshi…? [He rolled a 7 on remembering what Sailor Moon was.]

Finally there was a song. I did not recognize it but when I’d asked I was told that it is "the Theme from Terminator?" And my research indicated that it was a movie…

[And he shares a link! It took him a while to figure out how to do it.]

I’m unsure what this all entails, but it is best we keep our guard up in the near future I think…